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Jay w

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An old flame called over the weekend
« on: 02 June 2008, 21:19:02 »
I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who last weekend called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'.

'Wow!' I was flabbergasted.

'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I said, 'I'm a bit older

and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.'

She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'.
'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!'

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.

She teased me saying that tubby, grey haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'

So I hung up
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Re: An old flame called over the weekend
« Reply #1 on: 02 June 2008, 21:24:03 »
too right  :y
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Re: An old flame called over the weekend
« Reply #2 on: 02 June 2008, 21:25:59 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: An old flame called over the weekend
« Reply #3 on: 02 June 2008, 21:28:29 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: An old flame called over the weekend
« Reply #4 on: 02 June 2008, 21:30:26 »
Glad to hear it  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: An old flame called over the weekend
« Reply #5 on: 02 June 2008, 21:30:49 »
Coward !!!  She didn't become an "ex" between 6 and 9 months ago, did she ?  :o
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Re: An old flame called over the weekend
« Reply #6 on: 02 June 2008, 22:08:40 »
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Coward !!!  She didn't become an "ex" between 6 and 9 months ago, did she ?  :o

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why throw a sausage down a tunnel when its more fun trying to put a cork in a bottle  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: An old flame called over the weekend
« Reply #7 on: 02 June 2008, 22:12:45 »
SWMBO read that over my shoulder and then clipped me around the ear for laughing!!  :'( :'( :'( :o :o :o

Funny though!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

P.S. She did laugh too!!
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Re: An old flame called over the weekend
« Reply #8 on: 02 June 2008, 22:21:57 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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