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[Kevin Wood]

Had a touch of this a couple of years back after a dodgy Thai Green Curry.

Confidence was sub-zero for three days. Wasn't sure which end would erupt next. 

Just as I was feeling better I decided to take a drive out in the kit car, and some dozy bint punted me of the road.

I'm sure you've seen the worst of it by now.

[Vamps]

Farting is like playing Russian roulette at the minute! 

I don't take that chance, ever................

[chrisgixer]

After a bad experience in one of those London suburb type houses, semi detached 3beds, with the loo separate but adjacent to the bathroom, you know the ones.

In this house I have deliberately re arranged the all in one bathroom, so whilst on the thrown, the bath with tap end is directly in front, with added cover available from the shower curtain if things get really messy.

Once bitten....