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Re: Sage advice from Dr Opti.....
« Reply #15 on: 29 April 2014, 19:54:09 »

I had to mention to Tigger yesterday about what I thought was the origin of shitehawk. Again, I must say that, when I was young, 'face like a smacked arse' was used for someone who had been in the sun for too long and had gone all lobster like. :-\


You owe me £50. :)
Add it on to the £300 I'm buying your omega for. :y


£300..... :o :o :o How dare you, Sir.

She is worth ten times that much. ;D ;D

£300 for your Daewoo sounds about right though. ;)

Let me know if you want shot of it. :y
Sold! I'll drop it round at the weekend :y Dont forget I owe you £50, so £250 in cash please.


For the money I'm paying I shall expect your Daewoo to come with a full tank of petrol. :y
But of course. Shall I bring the wife so she can give you a blow job? ;D

Attention to detail......I like that. ;D ;D ;D

Does she leave her teeth in?
That's up to the buyer.


Deffo teeth in, please. ;D ;D ;)

Sounds nice Ste but I don't think could live with the shame afterwards......................... I couldn't look the wife or kids in the eye ever again,.....................................I mean .................................... its a Deawoo
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Re: Sage advice from Dr Opti.....
« Reply #16 on: 29 April 2014, 20:10:52 »

You could always sell it again and buy twenty omegas. ::)
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Re: Sage advice from Dr Opti.....
« Reply #17 on: 29 April 2014, 20:46:39 »

You could always sell it again and buy twenty omegas. ::)

Only 20?  :-\
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Re: Sage advice from Dr Opti.....
« Reply #18 on: 29 April 2014, 21:50:55 »

Shame on you Lord Opti for having such thoughts for your personal pleasures.....

Is M'lud taking the Daewoo Chavvy straight 4 today. :o :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D
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