Oh! Did I forget to mention the proper cooking and washing up facilities...... 
I won't mention the toilet as that will start Tunnie off again 
Yeah, being able to do your morning rituals in your wardrobe. That's sure to make him jealous. 
This is my big problem with camping/caravaning/motorhoming. I can do uncomfortable beds, poor catering facilities, wind, rain, snow, earthquakes, alien invasions, no tv, whatever, but I WILL NOT compromise my S S & Shave routine,
absolutely not.
A while ago SWMBO and I stayed on a houseboat type thing in Sheffield City Centre, It was not cheap, not far off the same price as the Hilton Hotel right across the road. The toilet had some kind of cassette thing. There was a sign giving a phone number to call if it got full. Nice !
SWMBO would love a motorhome/campervan thing. My view is only if it has a decent bog & shower, and that means big and modern, and that means expensive, and that means NO.
