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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

When I purchased my first Omega in 2008 (a white 3.2 plod estate) I knew absolutely SFA about the marque.
In fact I knew so little that I paid an independent garage £60 to change the anti-freeze.

Don't ask what concentration they used because I have no idea........probably 25%... or less

Today I've my  coolant again. The last time I did this was almost 4 years ago.

So, 4.5 litres of GM red later......about £12.......and the Dowager Omega is ready to face the worst that winter can throw at it.

Couldn't have done it without help from OOF.

[Stemo]

It's nice that you are doing so many little jobs before you pass it on to me. Your £300 is waiting for you, just give me the nod.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It's nice that you are doing so many little jobs before you pass it on to me. Your £300 is waiting for you, just give me the nod.

I assume you mean £300 plus your Daewoo?....

[Stemo]

It's nice that you are doing so many little jobs before you pass it on to me. Your £300 is waiting for you, just give me the nod.

I assume you mean £300 plus your Daewoo?....

No. I mean £300 plus I want a 12 month MOT. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It's nice that you are doing so many little jobs before you pass it on to me. Your £300 is waiting for you, just give me the nod.

I assume you mean £300 plus your Daewoo?....

No. I mean £300 plus I want a 12 month MOT. 

Would 12 months tax and a full tank of petrol help?

I aim to please.

[Stemo]

It's nice that you are doing so many little jobs before you pass it on to me. Your £300 is waiting for you, just give me the nod.

I assume you mean £300 plus your Daewoo?....

No. I mean £300 plus I want a 12 month MOT. 

Would 12 months tax and a full tank of petrol help?

I aim to please.

That's the spirit 

[Taxi_Driver]

When I purchased my first Omega in 2008 (a white 3.2 plod estate) I knew absolutely SFA about the marque.
In fact I knew so little that I paid an independent garage £60 to change the anti-freeze.

Don't ask what concentration they used because I have no idea........probably 25%... or less

Today I've my  coolant again. The last time I did this was almost 4 years ago.

So, 4.5 litres of GM red later......about £12.......and the Dowager Omega is ready to face the worst that winter can throw at it.

Couldn't have done it without help from OOF.

I thought it was summer that was coming 

[Stemo]

When I purchased my first Omega in 2008 (a white 3.2 plod estate) I knew absolutely SFA about the marque.
In fact I knew so little that I paid an independent garage £60 to change the anti-freeze.

Don't ask what concentration they used because I have no idea........probably 25%... or less

Today I've my  coolant again. The last time I did this was almost 4 years ago.

So, 4.5 litres of GM red later......about £12.......and the Dowager Omega is ready to face the worst that winter can throw at it.

Couldn't have done it without help from OOF.

I thought it was summer that was coming 

They don't have summer, as such, in Lincs. Its drab and dreary all year round. That's why the residents are such miserable bastards.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

When I purchased my first Omega in 2008 (a white 3.2 plod estate) I knew absolutely SFA about the marque.
In fact I knew so little that I paid an independent garage £60 to change the anti-freeze.

Don't ask what concentration they used because I have no idea........probably 25%... or less

Today I've my  coolant again. The last time I did this was almost 4 years ago.

So, 4.5 litres of GM red later......about £12.......and the Dowager Omega is ready to face the worst that winter can throw at it.

Couldn't have done it without help from OOF.

I thought it was summer that was coming 

It is, but I'm too old to be changing coolant when it's cold and wet.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

When I purchased my first Omega in 2008 (a white 3.2 plod estate) I knew absolutely SFA about the marque.
In fact I knew so little that I paid an independent garage £60 to change the anti-freeze.

Don't ask what concentration they used because I have no idea........probably 25%... or less

Today I've my  coolant again. The last time I did this was almost 4 years ago.

So, 4.5 litres of GM red later......about £12.......and the Dowager Omega is ready to face the worst that winter can throw at it.

Couldn't have done it without help from OOF.

I thought it was summer that was coming 

They don't have summer, as such, in Lincs. Its drab and dreary all year round. That's why the residents are such miserable bastards.

They are indeed.That's why I'm thinking of relocating to sunny Wakefield. Utopia here I come.

I hear that the girls in Wakefield are the envy of the world. I'll have some of that.

[05omegav6]

Not if Mrs Opti the third fourth takes you gentlemans vegetables as settlement you won't 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Not if Mrs Opti the third fourth takes you gentlemans vegetables as settlement you won't 

My gentleman sausage is on borrowed time.

[Stemo]

When I purchased my first Omega in 2008 (a white 3.2 plod estate) I knew absolutely SFA about the marque.
In fact I knew so little that I paid an independent garage £60 to change the anti-freeze.

Don't ask what concentration they used because I have no idea........probably 25%... or less

Today I've my  coolant again. The last time I did this was almost 4 years ago.

So, 4.5 litres of GM red later......about £12.......and the Dowager Omega is ready to face the worst that winter can throw at it.

Couldn't have done it without help from OOF.

I thought it was summer that was coming 

They don't have summer, as such, in Lincs. Its drab and dreary all year round. That's why the residents are such miserable bastards.

They are indeed.That's why I'm thinking of relocating to sunny Wakefield. Utopia here I come.

I hear that the girls in Wakefield are the envy of the world. I'll have some of that.

You can't just 'move' to Wakefield. A lengthy and arduous selection process in to be undertaken. One of the first rules of immigration is 'No Turnips!'....so you've had it, I'm afraid. Sorry.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

When I purchased my first Omega in 2008 (a white 3.2 plod estate) I knew absolutely SFA about the marque.
In fact I knew so little that I paid an independent garage £60 to change the anti-freeze.

Don't ask what concentration they used because I have no idea........probably 25%... or less

Today I've my  coolant again. The last time I did this was almost 4 years ago.

So, 4.5 litres of GM red later......about £12.......and the Dowager Omega is ready to face the worst that winter can throw at it.

Couldn't have done it without help from OOF.

I thought it was summer that was coming 

They don't have summer, as such, in Lincs. Its drab and dreary all year round. That's why the residents are such miserable bastards.

They are indeed.That's why I'm thinking of relocating to sunny Wakefield. Utopia here I come.

I hear that the girls in Wakefield are the envy of the world. I'll have some of that.

You can't just 'move' to Wakefield. A lengthy and arduous selection process in to be undertaken. One of the first rules of immigration is 'No Turnips!'....so you've had it, I'm afraid. Sorry.

 I'll have you know that I wasn't born and inbred in Lincolnshire.

[Stemo]