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Re: Flirting
« Reply #15 on: 18 June 2014, 19:47:08 »
Quote from: ronnyd on 18 June 2014, 11:18:40
Quote from: JoeRadosavljevich on 18 June 2014, 10:56:55
Yeah Joe, but i think most of ,em may be a bit to raunchy for on here. :D

Cut out the raunchy part.
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Re: Flirting
« Reply #16 on: 19 June 2014, 09:38:18 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 18 June 2014, 19:37:42
Who else is thinking of the Kevin Bloody Wilson song about first dates?

I tried it a couple of times, had a slap and a glass of wine thrown at me :P

Anyone can come out with the lines, though...


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Re: Flirting
« Reply #17 on: 19 June 2014, 09:51:35 »
How about:-

Would you care for a drink?

No!

Would you like a dance?

NO!

Then I suppose a freak is out of the question ::) ::) :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Flirting
« Reply #18 on: 19 June 2014, 11:50:50 »
Quote from: biggriffin on 18 June 2014, 19:17:59
Before rhohypional there was vodka :)

I was told by an older bloke, "get em drunk lad, it loosens their morals"
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Re: Flirting
« Reply #19 on: 19 June 2014, 16:19:20 »
I used to try 'Blimey, you're gorgeous, take your clothes off and pull up a bed'.

Didn't seem to work. :(
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Re: Flirting
« Reply #20 on: 19 June 2014, 19:04:11 »
I can be fearless ;D
I once walked up to the 11 out of 10 blonde in a pub, and asked he if she was going to buy me a drink, she was so shocked we got talking, :y
I think the really pretty ones either are so up themselfs being pestered every day or blokes are so in awe they dare not speak to them,
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Re: Flirting
« Reply #21 on: 19 June 2014, 20:35:09 »
Quote from: scimmy_man on 19 June 2014, 19:04:11
I can be fearless ;D
I once walked up to the 11 out of 10 blonde in a pub, and asked he if she was going to buy me a drink, she was so shocked we got talking, :y
I think the really pretty ones either are so up themselfs being pestered every day or blokes are so in awe they dare not speak to them,

That's an astute observation.
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Re: Flirting
« Reply #22 on: 19 June 2014, 22:30:32 »
Quote from: scimmy_man on 19 June 2014, 11:50:50
Quote from: biggriffin on 18 June 2014, 19:17:59
Before rhohypional there was vodka :)

I was told by an older bloke, "get em drunk lad, it loosens their morals"

Your Dad, per chance......... :D :D
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Re: Flirting
« Reply #23 on: 20 June 2014, 10:41:13 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 18 June 2014, 19:37:42
Who else is thinking of the Kevin Bloody Wilson song about first dates?

I tried it a couple of times, had a slap and a glass of wine thrown at me :P
So does Mrs TB's Dad own a brewery then?
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Re: Flirting
« Reply #24 on: 20 June 2014, 23:23:26 »
Quote from: CaptainZok on 20 June 2014, 10:41:13
Quote from: TheBoy on 18 June 2014, 19:37:42
Who else is thinking of the Kevin Bloody Wilson song about first dates?

So does Mrs TB's Dad own a brewery then?

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


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