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05omegav6

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Re: ....and ssssssllllllleeeeeeeeepppp?
« Reply #45 on: 26 June 2014, 23:12:30 »

Indeed, please yourself or get someone else to do it for you...

One of the staff perhaps ::)
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Re: ....and ssssssllllllleeeeeeeeepppp?
« Reply #46 on: 27 June 2014, 17:15:40 »

Experience suggests that emptying your balls before you go to bed aids restful sleep. :)

There is more than one way to empty your sac. :)

Hide the laptop then an ideal chore for the 18 year old chambermaid M'lud. :y :y :y
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Re: ....and ssssssllllllleeeeeeeeepppp?
« Reply #47 on: 27 June 2014, 17:41:02 »

There is more than one way to empty your sac. :)
Would that be
1) The missus
2) The missus' hot sister
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Re: ....and ssssssllllllleeeeeeeeepppp?
« Reply #48 on: 27 June 2014, 18:15:03 »

There is more than one way to empty your sac. :)
Would that be
1) The missus
2) The missus' hot sister

Yes, but dont let 1) catch you at it with 2)  ::) ;D
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Re: ....and ssssssllllllleeeeeeeeepppp?
« Reply #49 on: 27 June 2014, 18:29:01 »

There is more than one way to empty your sac. :)
Would that be
1) The missus
2) The missus' hot sister

Correct......but your have them in the wrong order, TB....... :)
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Re: ....and ssssssllllllleeeeeeeeepppp?
« Reply #50 on: 27 June 2014, 18:29:39 »

There is more than one way to empty your sac. :)
Would that be
1) The missus
2) The missus' hot sister

Yes, but dont let 1) catch you at it with 2)  ::) ;D


Almost certain death  for two out of three of us........ :-\ :-\ ;)
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Re: ....and ssssssllllllleeeeeeeeepppp?
« Reply #51 on: 27 June 2014, 18:32:47 »

Experience suggests that emptying your balls before you go to bed aids restful sleep. :)

There is more than one way to empty your sac. :)

Hide the laptop then an ideal chore for the 18 year old chambermaid M'lud. :y :y :y


 Very astute, Mr Rods. I employ a 'comely'  full-breasted wench who  is willing to lend a hand when necessary. :y
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Re: ....and ssssssllllllleeeeeeeeepppp?
« Reply #52 on: 27 June 2014, 22:27:52 »

Experience suggests that emptying your balls before you go to bed aids restful sleep. :)

There is more than one way to empty your sac. :)

Hide the laptop then an ideal chore for the 18 year old chambermaid M'lud. :y :y :y


 Very astute, Mr Rods. I employ a 'comely'  full-breasted wench who  is willing to lend a hand when necessary. :y




I thought you were as poor as the proverbial church mouse you old rogue! ;D
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Re: ....and ssssssllllllleeeeeeeeepppp?
« Reply #53 on: 27 June 2014, 22:34:03 »

Experience suggests that emptying your balls before you go to bed aids restful sleep. :)

There is more than one way to empty your sac. :)

Hide the laptop then an ideal chore for the 18 year old chambermaid M'lud. :y :y :y


 Very astute, Mr Rods. I employ a 'comely'  full-breasted wench who  is willing to lend a hand when necessary. :y




I thought you were as poor as the proverbial church mouse you old rogue! ;D

Lord Dr Opti dosn't pay his Handmaidens, they are all employed on a 'Bed and Board' basis!!  ;)  :y
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Re: ....and ssssssllllllleeeeeeeeepppp?
« Reply #54 on: 28 June 2014, 03:50:28 »

That's right Sir Tig :y If they're bored, Lord Opti takes them to bed...
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Re: ....and ssssssllllllleeeeeeeeepppp?
« Reply #55 on: 28 June 2014, 12:03:16 »

That's right Sir Tig :y If they're bored, Lord Opti takes them to bed...


Doesn't everyone have a low paid scullery maid to perform sexual tasks when the wife is away?.... ::) ::) ::) :)
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