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iggy21uk

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Mondeo Owners [joke]
« on: 19 June 2008, 12:11:11 »
Mondeo owners

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One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.

"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car", said the male
driver.

"No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.

How about a bag of lollies and £10?" asked the driver

"No way", replied the irritated youngster.

"What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY QUID, eh"? Quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.

"No, I'm not getting in the ****ing car!" answered the boy

"OK, I know what you want; I'll give you £100 and a bag of lollies", the driver offered.

"NO," screamed the boy.

"What will it take to get you into the car"? Asked the driver with a long sigh.

The boy replied, "Listen Dad, you bought a mondeo, you live with it!"

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« Last Edit: 19 June 2008, 12:11:36 by iggy21uk »
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Re: Mondeo Owners [joke]
« Reply #1 on: 19 June 2008, 12:22:35 »
 ;D ;D LMAO ;D ;D
Thats a gooden ;D
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Re: Mondeo Owners [joke]
« Reply #2 on: 19 June 2008, 12:24:47 »
 :y :y :y exellent!
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Re: Mondeo Owners [joke]
« Reply #3 on: 19 June 2008, 12:46:32 »
funny!  ;D
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Re: Mondeo Owners [joke]
« Reply #4 on: 19 June 2008, 13:50:36 »
I bought a Mondeo. :(

I sold it again and bought an Omega.  :)
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Re: Mondeo Owners [joke]
« Reply #5 on: 19 June 2008, 13:53:32 »
 :y :y :y :y
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Re: Mondeo Owners [joke]
« Reply #6 on: 19 June 2008, 14:00:39 »
The old ones are the best.

Still makes me laugh though :)
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Re: Mondeo Owners [joke]
« Reply #7 on: 19 June 2008, 14:01:10 »
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I bought a Mondeo. :(

I sold it again and bought an Omega.  :)
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Re: Mondeo Owners [joke]
« Reply #8 on: 19 June 2008, 14:08:02 »
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I bought a Mondeo. :(

I sold it again and bought an Omega.  :)
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me too
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Re: Mondeo Owners [joke]
« Reply #9 on: 19 June 2008, 17:56:21 »
 :y
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Re: Mondeo Owners [joke]
« Reply #10 on: 19 June 2008, 17:59:55 »
I drove a rented Mondeo across some mountains in the continent, the driving experience was OK but the car was falling apart, trim, shocks, everything.....
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