Like Mark, I get and have gotten hire cars quite regularly through work. Most of 'em are/were quite ambiguous, but one time when I destroyed the clutch on my N/A 405 diesel, (No I didn't do it on purpose! Ah - ah, no not me!!), a brand new Fiat Marea HLX Weekend 2.0 20 valve appeared outside my house!! What a lovely car sounded sweet!! Unfortunately the brakes had a mind of their own, so I had it swapped for a Megane!!

Also when I was about 18, I pranged my company Cortina and as punishment had to drive around in a Fiat Fiorino van for a month. Wouldn't pull you out of bed but damn did it corner well!!
The best story I have is having been on S2N, hiring a brand new, straight out the wrappers, Focus at Luton airport. I drove it to Northampton and it broke down so had to be recovered and swapped. They gave me a Zafira which TBH, I was actually quite impressed with. Damned if I could get the hang of the indicators though!!
