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[The Sheriff]

An envelope has just arrived inside a plastic bag with apologies from royal theft mail. If anything of value is missing, I need to fill in a form. No postmark, just a biro scribble over the stamp (cant have  me trying to use it again) and a printed label.
I saw the 'postman' earlier. He was sqinting at street names and looking totally confused. Now someone will think I'm an ignorant bastard for not saying thanks for the letter/card/money/ dogshit or whatever.

[omega3000]

Postman keeps putting wrong numbered letters in our door  Sure he does it on purpose 

[powerslinky]

Postman keeps putting wrong numbered letters in our door Sure he does it on purpose 

Ditto !     and keep getting neighbours bringing my incorrectly delivered letters to me

Royal mail staff . . . Useless IMO

With all this negative posting by me  . . .  I'm starting to think I'm becoming a "Grumpty"   

ooh . .  I don't like the sound of "Grumpy Essex Big Al"

[The Sheriff]

Postman keeps putting wrong numbered letters in our door Sure he does it on purpose 

Ditto !     and keep getting neighbours bringing my incorrectly delivered letters to me

Royal mail staff . . . Useless IMO

With all this negative posting by me  . . .  I'm starting to think I'm becoming a "Grumpty"   

Welcome to our club, Al 

[powerslinky]

Postman keeps putting wrong numbered letters in our door Sure he does it on purpose 

Ditto !     and keep getting neighbours bringing my incorrectly delivered letters to me

Royal mail staff . . . Useless IMO

With all this negative posting by me  . . .  I'm starting to think I'm becoming a "Grumpty"   

Welcome to our club, Al 

Bloody right Steve  . . . how would postie like it if I fitted his new kitchen in someone elses house 

[Stuart30]

Smear dog muck around your letter box...that will teach him 

[Webby the Bear]

An envelope has just arrived inside a plastic bag with apologies from royal theft mail. If anything of value is missing, I need to fill in a form. No postmark, just a biro scribble over the stamp (cant have  me trying to use it again) and a printed label.
I saw the 'postman' earlier. He was sqinting at street names and looking totally confused. Now someone will think I'm an ignorant bastard for not saying thanks for the letter/card/money/ dogshit or whatever.

Fair analysis 

[omegod]

We appear to have 3 different post services at the minute, all are shite I might add !

[The Sheriff]

Mo posted a pic of it on her faceache page. It's a wedding invite.

[05omegav6]

Our postie delivered a large clear bag today...

It contain five slightly damp paperback books, two paperback book shaped sponges, and the soggy remnants of what used to be an Amazon box. He did at least have the decency to blush when he delivered it, although Mother was less than impressed

Net result Amazon have refunded the order and are sending two books to replace the sodden ones