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50 Shades Of Grey- By Pam Ayres
« on: 08 February 2015, 21:18:56 »

this was sent to me earlier made me chuckle :y

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES

The missus bought a Paperback,
 down Shepton Mallet way,
 I had a look inside her bag;...
 T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".


Well I just left her to it,
 And at ten I went to bed.
 An hour later she appeared;
 The sight filled me with dread.

In her left hand she held a rope;
 And in her right a whip!
 She threw them down upon the floor,
 And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
 I might have had a peek;
 But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
 She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;
 Could not have been much grimmer.
 And things then went from bad to worse;
 She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;
 A couple minutes later;
 She put her teeth back in and said
 "I am a dominator!!"

Now if you knew our Mabel,
 You'd see just why I spluttered,
 I'd spent two months in traction
 For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked
 Bent forward just a bit
 I went to hold her, sensual like
 and stood on her left tit!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
 My God what had I done!
 She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
 "Step on the other one!!"

Well readers, I can tell no more;
 Of what occurred that day.
 Suffice to say my jet black hair,
 Turned fifty shades of grey




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Re: 50 Shades Of Grey- By Pam Ayres
« Reply #1 on: 08 February 2015, 21:33:12 »

brilliant....nearly wet myself laughing.... :y ;D :D
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Re: 50 Shades Of Grey- By Pam Ayres
« Reply #2 on: 08 February 2015, 21:34:41 »

 ;D ;D ;D :y

Very good.  :y

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Re: 50 Shades Of Grey- By Pam Ayres
« Reply #3 on: 08 February 2015, 21:35:23 »

I enjoyed reading that to the wife,   
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Re: 50 Shades Of Grey- By Pam Ayres
« Reply #4 on: 08 February 2015, 22:12:00 »

Excellent stuff. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: 50 Shades Of Grey- By Pam Ayres
« Reply #5 on: 08 February 2015, 22:23:08 »

Excellent made me laugh  :y
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Re: 50 Shades Of Grey- By Pam Ayres
« Reply #6 on: 09 February 2015, 00:51:47 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: 50 Shades Of Grey- By Pam Ayres
« Reply #7 on: 09 February 2015, 00:58:21 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: 50 Shades Of Grey- By Pam Ayres
« Reply #8 on: 09 February 2015, 01:37:17 »

 :y :y :y :y :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: 50 Shades Of Grey- By Pam Ayres
« Reply #9 on: 09 February 2015, 14:05:47 »

Thanks for that, what a tonic a good laugh is! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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