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Re: mens room fruit machines
« Reply #45 on: 03 July 2008, 01:03:45 »

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

So the sheep won't hear the zipper
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Re: mens room fruit machines
« Reply #46 on: 03 July 2008, 01:06:50 »

Och I the knoo................

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Re: mens room fruit machines
« Reply #47 on: 03 July 2008, 01:10:15 »

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I don't suppose it matters much in my case any more but am i the only bloke never to have used a condom? I honestly never have.
    I'm quite aware of why we should but i find the idea of them a bit clinical, complete passion killers. :(
they're really quite useful for keeping a coil dry on old Mk1 escorts...

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« Reply #48 on: 03 July 2008, 07:50:32 »

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Och I the knoo................





WTF is that???? Creepy  :o
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« Reply #49 on: 03 July 2008, 21:56:12 »

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WTF is that???? Creepy  :o



That would be an inflatable sheep, readily available on the internet or in some pub machines in the toilets apparently, according to one of our southern members.  ::) ::) ::)
Think they come with the council tax bill in Wales. ;D ;D ;D

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