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[BazaJT]

Saw the headline of one of todays papers[can't remember which one]reading "Giant Gull Ate My Dog"
1]How big was this gull?!!!!!
2]How little was the dog?
3]What was the dogs owner doing while this was happening?

[Broomies Mate]

I read the story in The Star!

The Gull's are rather huge!
The Dog was tiny!
The dog was in the garden while the owners were inside!

Now, the Gull's didn't eat the pooch, but pecked the sit out of it.  It ran inside the house and collapsed.  The owners took it to a vet and it had suffered a brain hemmorage.  Had to be put down.

That's how The Star told the story anyway.

EDIT: except they probably spelled 'haemorrhage' better than my iPhone.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Tippi Hedren was a sexy girl.

[SIR Philbutt]

It happened to Stig as well

Stig pecked by gulls

[plym ian]

If it was down this way, the gulls are like as big as pterodactyls

[henryd]

If it was down this way, the gulls are like as big as pterodactyls

It was down this way

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-33534181

and now it seems a tortoise as well

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-33547126

[plym ian]

If it was down this way, the gulls are like as big as pterodactyls

It was down this way

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-33534181

and now it seems a tortoise as well

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-33547126

I didnt realise it was in cornwall. Here in plymouth i regularly get swooped on by these flying menaces lol