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Rods2

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One for Dr Opti...
« on: 26 July 2015, 19:51:40 »
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Re: One for Dr Opti...
« Reply #1 on: 26 July 2015, 20:24:59 »
A lengthy volume on orgasmic female ecstasy, Mr Rods.

It'll take me quite some time to digest it. :y
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Re: One for Dr Opti...
« Reply #2 on: 26 July 2015, 22:33:26 »
I got quarter of the way before deciding "who cares"!
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Re: One for Dr Opti...
« Reply #3 on: 27 July 2015, 17:58:22 »
If a woman can't keep up.... :P

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Re: One for Dr Opti...
« Reply #4 on: 27 July 2015, 23:30:17 »
Just some thing else for them to complain about ;D ;D ;D
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Re: One for Dr Opti...
« Reply #5 on: 29 July 2015, 09:48:01 »
Rather have a cup of tea  :D
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Re: One for Dr Opti...
« Reply #6 on: 29 July 2015, 19:06:51 »
I started to read it but got depressed so gave up. :(
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Re: One for Dr Opti...
« Reply #7 on: 29 July 2015, 20:02:09 »
Apparently all Women are fitted with a wishbone as standard (you have to keep reading about 2/3rds of the way  :-[ ::) :D ) now doesn't that explain a lot....
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Re: One for Dr Opti...
« Reply #8 on: 29 July 2015, 23:06:23 »
What they use a pattern part instead of VX original. Would explain the poor handling ;D
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Re: One for Dr Opti...
« Reply #9 on: 30 July 2015, 08:30:14 »
Quote from: VXL V6 on 29 July 2015, 20:02:09
Apparently all Women are fitted with a wishbone as standard (you have to keep reading about 2/3rds of the way  :-[ ::) :D ) now doesn't that explain a lot....

Indeed...

Mind you, I've got a good one now. (Although I wouldn't admit it to her face :D :D
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Re: One for Dr Opti...
« Reply #10 on: 30 July 2015, 10:07:30 »
Quote from: VXL V6 on 29 July 2015, 20:02:09
Apparently all Women are fitted with a wishbone as standard (you have to keep reading about 2/3rds of the way  :-[ ::) :D ) now doesn't that explain a lot....

Are you suggesting they may suffer from a worn bush and excess play in the mounting point as they age?
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Re: One for Dr Opti...
« Reply #11 on: 30 July 2015, 10:12:42 »
Quote from: Marks DTM Calib on 30 July 2015, 10:07:30
Quote from: VXL V6 on 29 July 2015, 20:02:09
Apparently all Women are fitted with a wishbone as standard (you have to keep reading about 2/3rds of the way  :-[ ::) :D ) now doesn't that explain a lot....

Are you suggesting they may suffer from a worn bush and excess play in the mounting point as they age?

It would explain the excessive noise and reluctance to follow the path in which they are steered
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Re: One for Dr Opti...
« Reply #12 on: 30 July 2015, 10:15:03 »
The rear end can always do with some TLC with age...remember to lube the track rode before refitting :D ;D
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Re: One for Dr Opti...
« Reply #13 on: 31 July 2015, 13:33:56 »
Why does an oil change take a week?
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Re: One for Dr Opti...
« Reply #14 on: 31 July 2015, 18:24:48 »
It's all about the change and hot flushes... cooling system and the b****ing that precedes any under bonnet work ;) woman what you expect?
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