Stuck 20 quid's worth of gas in the car yesterday and set off on a magical mystery tour towards the dales complete with a few tinnies, a couple of butty boxes and a picnic blanket

Ended up driving through Knaresborough because we couldn't find a piggin parking spot so carried on upto Pateley Bridge.
Found a empty ish carpark in the middle of nowhere and parked up.
Our lass nipped into the forest to shake the lettuce while I wobbled down a track to find a suitable spot to crash out with the butty boxes

Then is happened

Never mind rain, I was looking for bits or wood and string so I could make a ark

For a good 20 minutes, the heavens opened up and been conscious of the thunder and lightning I didn't know which way to run

Got back to the car to find the missus stood there looking like she had just got out of the shower fully clothed and not very politely asking me why I locked the car up

I did ask her if she had brought a hair dryer which she politely told me were it would be plugged in if she had one

Well once it stopped, the picnic was held with the dog tied to a fence so he could talk the sheep and cows and us sat on the back of the estate trying in vain to dry out a little in the sun which conveniently had decided to make appearance

Later after we had been in laugh or cry mode for a hour or so, we went for a walk into the village and it all started again but at least this time, we found a bus shelter to hide in

A quiz question for you ............... How many elderly Yorkshire folk, disability scooters, rambler / picnic type people and German shepherds can you fit in a 10ft x 10ft bus shelter ?
A lot more then it was designed for i'll tell yeh
When it stopped, I though opps this for a game of solders and off we drove back east towards the sun and nice chip shop / pub in Stamford Bridge that I know of for tea

Fish and chips went down rather well so off across the road for a pint of Sam Smiths Irish stout in the beer garden

Well you guessed is, the heavens opened up again and since the wet dog was not welcome for some reason inside the pub, we paddled back to the car and home

God, I do love a English Summer day out
