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Kevin Wood

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Re: Car security musings...
« Reply #15 on: 25 August 2016, 08:02:42 »
Quote from: YZ250 on 24 August 2016, 19:11:11
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 24 August 2016, 15:24:20
Pulling fuse 18 to immobilise a car? ::)  ;D

Nobody round here would dream of such a thing. :-X Nope. Not any of us.  :-X Dunno if it'd even work. Probably not. :-X
Anyway, the guy trying to drive off would soon spot it.  :-X I'm sure he would. Wouldn't cause any frustration whatsoever. ::)

That went over his head without so much as an ounce of recognition.  ;D  Thought the mere mention of said fuse would have triggered a memory in the old noddle box.  :y

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Re: Car security musings...
« Reply #16 on: 25 August 2016, 09:43:19 »
Worried I've started something, now!  :D
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Re: Car security musings...
« Reply #17 on: 25 August 2016, 10:12:01 »
Quote from: Diamond Black Geezer on 25 August 2016, 09:43:19
Worried I've started something, now!  :D

A certain admin was worried because he couldn't start something.   ;) ;D


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Re: Car security musings...
« Reply #18 on: 25 August 2016, 10:48:13 »
I have been enlightened  :y



You bunch of sods!!! That's why some of your post counts sometimes go down to zero overnight, don't mess with admins!  ;D  :D
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Re: Car security musings...
« Reply #19 on: 25 August 2016, 11:37:39 »
Quote from: Bojan on 25 August 2016, 07:49:01
Omega is pretty un-stealable on it own. As rarely anybody wants it  ;D

I don't even lock my car for years now. I just never-ever leave the keys in the car.
But I'm also sure that if I'd leave the keys in the ignition, the closest to actual theft would be that some kid takes it for a joy-ride, and ditches it after running out of fuel.

As this is an open forum.

If anyone want to nick my car I'll be happy to provide details, but you'll have to take the complete set of spare wheels that I have in the garage as well    ;D,  oh and the CCR 2006 units sitting on a shelf . . . . Oh, you'll probably also have to drive a hell of a long way.

Hmmmm on second thoughts, I'll hang on to it
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Re: Car security musings...
« Reply #20 on: 25 August 2016, 13:01:06 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 24 August 2016, 15:24:20
Pulling fuse 18 to immobilise a car? ::)  ;D

Nobody round here would dream of such a thing. :-X Nope. Not any of us.  :-X Dunno if it'd even work. Probably not. :-X
Anyway, the guy trying to drive off would soon spot it.  :-X I'm sure he would. Wouldn't cause any frustration whatsoever. ::)

 :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Car security musings...
« Reply #21 on: 25 August 2016, 17:41:29 »
Quote from: YZ250 on 25 August 2016, 10:12:01
Quote from: Diamond Black Geezer on 25 August 2016, 09:43:19
Worried I've started something, now!  :D

A certain admin was worried because he couldn't start something.   ;) ;D
Nothing to do with the equally hilarious airfreshner incident...

But it matters not as, like his old garage, he's all over it :D
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Re: Car security musings...
« Reply #22 on: 25 August 2016, 18:05:55 »
Quote from: YZ250 on 24 August 2016, 19:11:11
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 24 August 2016, 15:24:20
Pulling fuse 18 to immobilise a car? ::)  ;D

Nobody round here would dream of such a thing. :-X Nope. Not any of us.  :-X Dunno if it'd even work. Probably not. :-X
Anyway, the guy trying to drive off would soon spot it.  :-X I'm sure he would. Wouldn't cause any frustration whatsoever. ::)

That went over his head without so much as an ounce of recognition.  ;D  Thought the mere mention of said fuse would have triggered a memory in the old noddle box.  :y
It didn't register in your memory because you knew so well he mean F19 ;)
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Re: Car security musings...
« Reply #23 on: 25 August 2016, 18:15:08 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 25 August 2016, 18:05:55
Quote from: YZ250 on 24 August 2016, 19:11:11
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 24 August 2016, 15:24:20
Pulling fuse 18 to immobilise a car? ::)  ;D

Nobody round here would dream of such a thing. :-X Nope. Not any of us.  :-X Dunno if it'd even work. Probably not. :-X
Anyway, the guy trying to drive off would soon spot it.  :-X I'm sure he would. Wouldn't cause any frustration whatsoever. ::)

That went over his head without so much as an ounce of recognition.  ;D  Thought the mere mention of said fuse would have triggered a memory in the old noddle box.  :y
It didn't register in your memory because you knew so well he mean F19 ;)

Well... You'll never forget will you? ::)
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