Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Mister Rog]

They can nick you for speeding
CCTV nicks people for parking
CCTV nicks people for dropping fag butts and chewing gum
Sensors turn on lights, and activate all sorts of things

And yet, this sounds like something from an old film

GREAT ESCAPE ?

[tigers_gonads]

The simple ones are always the best 

Just look at some of the posters on here 

[Sir Tigger KC]

I heard this on the radio this afternoon when they reported that they put mannikins in their beds and I thought " Where the .... did they get mannikins from? "  

Pillows though is even better!! 

Diamond tipped cutting equipment? Really?     

[BazaJT]

Does rather beg the question though of how they got hold of the cutting equipment

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Does rather beg the question though of how they got hold of the cutting equipment

Bent screws perhaps.

[Andy B]

....

And yet, this sounds like something from an old film

GREAT ESCAPE ?

Clint in Escape from Alcatras 

[ronnyd]

Talking of bent screws Opti, I used to work at a little sub contract engineering place that made shear bolts for prison windows and doors. Just tighten em up and the head shears off. Though, if they can get hold of of diamond cutting gear a pistol drill and carbide bit should be a doddle to source.

[Ever Ready]

Does rather beg the question though of how they got hold of the cutting equipment

Reading the article it was probably just thrown over the wall along with the contraband. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Surely a birthday cake big enough to fit a disc cutter inside must have aroused suspicions? 

[ozzycat]

They won't get any prizes for originality client did it a few years ago
Would they have to pay clint some royaltys