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[TheBoy]

I used to be medium rare, but since the whole country turned homosexual about 10yrs ago, I have to ask for medium well now, just so my cow is shown some heat.

If the dear Lord had wanted us to eat this shit raw, he wouldn't have invented cookers.

[Varche]

Thats why we have BBQ's . Everything from very well done to burnt to a crisp on the outside and raw inside. mmmm

[TheBoy]

And don't bother with steak in the land of the cheese eating surrender monkeys. We know they can't cook...  ...and every year I forget this simple fact

[Sir Tigger KC]

And don't bother with steak in the land of the cheese eating surrender monkeys. We know they can't cook...  ...and every year I forget this simple fact

The steak's not that bad, it's just that they cover it with so much shite that you could be eating a fillet of anything..... horse, dog, refugee.     

[Doctor Gollum]

And don't bother with steak in the land of the cheese eating surrender monkeys. We know they can't cook...  ...and every year I forget this simple fact

The steak's not that bad, it's just that they cover it with so much shite that you could be eating a fillet of anything..... horse, dog, refugee.     

An interesting solution to a problem previously considered insurmountable 

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

And don't bother with steak in the land of the cheese eating surrender monkeys. We know they can't cook...  ...and every year I forget this simple fact

I don't mind the fact that they cant cook. The thing that irks me is that they are convinced that they are by far the best cooks in the world and anyone who thinks otherwise is a simple minded ignoramus. But that's yer French for ya. 

[biggriffin]

Lidl, Aldi, Costco  meat nearly all from same abattoirs',

Tesco and Morrison's use there own pack house, Morrison's have there own abattoirs,

Waitrose have the best abattoirs, 
Just don't go to some of the foreign types.

[TheBoy]

And don't bother with steak in the land of the cheese eating surrender monkeys. We know they can't cook...  ...and every year I forget this simple fact

The steak's not that bad, it's just that they cover it with so much shite that you could be eating a fillet of anything..... horse, dog, refugee.     

And needs a chainsaw to cut....

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Your a simple minded ignoramus.