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[TheBoy]

Clearly he was excited by strange sensations up his arse.  Did you get very drunk, and feel loose at any point there?

Couple of years ago there was an email from HR at work warning us not to visit certain bars in Roppongi lest you wake up some time later in your hotel room with no recollection of what happened, missing several thousand dollars from your corporate Amex.. apparently that was because an employee had allowed a "lady in a bar" to buy him a drink and, next thing he knew..

Though its one thing having your corporate card whacked, to having your arse violated if you're not that way inclined

[Sir Tigger KC]

Here's a cheaper version if any of you fellas like the idea of a massaging warm jet of water on your ring piece! 

Clever Bog Linky

[Viral_Jim]

Hmm, to be honest, if it involves water, electricity and my nether regions, quality, not price would be the driving factor in my choice of product! 

[STEMO]

Hmm, to be honest, if it involves water, electricity and my nether regions, quality, not price would be the driving factor in my choice of product! 

You'd have to make sure you fixed it to a solid wall too. Most of the new builds they throw up now wouldn't support the weight of the magic bog and a big, fat-arsed curry wallah as well.

[Rods2]

Our lord opti, has a lady to attend to his cleansing's requirements,after using the privvy

Doesn't everyone?

Does she still use fivers, or has he moved on to tenners !

I give a full-breasted 19 year old scullery maid a nice crisp fifty for services rendered. 

This works out at far more than minimum wage.

I'm sure she earns every penny m'lud. With a wire brush and a gallon of Detol.

[Tony H]

Just read the spec on that toilet pretty impressive especially the "lady wash function " as the place that sells these is only half a mile from me I may just pop over there and buy one.     

[biggriffin]

Just read the spec on that toilet pretty impressive especially the "lady wash function " as the place that sells these is only half a mile from me I may just pop over there and buy one. 

Can you try before you buy. 

[Lincs Robert]

These are very popular in South Korea, hotel I was in had one. Not altogether an unpleasant experience 

[Tony H]

Just read the spec on that toilet pretty impressive especially the "lady wash function " as the place that sells these is only half a mile from me I may just pop over there and buy one. 

Can you try before you buy. 

I can always ask!