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Re: Thats embarrassing...
« Reply #15 on: 13 April 2017, 11:28:03 »
Quote from: Migv6 on 12 April 2017, 18:27:09
That's one of the most feeble excuses Ive heard for loss of bowel control.  ::)

Yep....about as believable as "the dog ate my homework excuse" when at school. :)
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Re: Thats embarrassing...
« Reply #16 on: 13 April 2017, 16:47:34 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 13 April 2017, 08:37:17
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 13 April 2017, 08:13:38
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 12 April 2017, 20:19:52
It would be more embarrassing if you had fished your mini roll out of the bath, popped in in your mouth and too late realised......  :o  :D  ;D

You think he's going to admit to it here? ;)
He's done worse... ::)
Good point, well presented. ::)
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Re: Thats embarrassing...
« Reply #17 on: 13 April 2017, 17:53:47 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 13 April 2017, 08:13:38
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 12 April 2017, 20:19:52
It would be more embarrassing if you had fished your mini roll out of the bath, popped in in your mouth and too late realised......  :o  :D  ;D

You think he's going to admit to it here? ;)
Ignoring late night kebabs, the only shit I've ever eaten is a warm, steaming, soft cowpat.  It tasted, well, shit.
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Re: Thats embarrassing...
« Reply #18 on: 13 April 2017, 17:55:02 »
And the water is going cold, and she still hasn't brought me up a cuppa and cake  >:(
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Re: Thats embarrassing...
« Reply #19 on: 13 April 2017, 17:59:12 »
She heard. Tea and large cookie arrived :)
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Re: Thats embarrassing...
« Reply #20 on: 14 April 2017, 10:37:14 »
Quote from: RumpelStiltSkin on 13 April 2017, 17:59:12
She heard. Tea and large cookie arrived :)
Don't drop them ffs... otherwise it will look like a trip top A+E might be in order ;D
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