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Author Topic: Good deed for the day  (Read 1321 times)

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STEMO

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Good deed for the day
« on: 01 May 2017, 15:07:35 »
One of my neighbours was having trouble with his waterworks, so I've been round and fiddled with his cock and now it's gushing out.  :y
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Re: Good deed for the day
« Reply #1 on: 01 May 2017, 15:08:31 »
say what :o
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Re: Good deed for the day
« Reply #2 on: 01 May 2017, 15:15:06 »
Quote from: Varche on 01 May 2017, 15:08:31
say what :o
He said, "Sallwirght Cocker, tsonly watter..." :D
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Re: Good deed for the day
« Reply #3 on: 01 May 2017, 15:15:32 »
Toilet humour at its er finest  :o
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Re: Good deed for the day
« Reply #4 on: 01 May 2017, 15:20:08 »
Quote from: Varche on 01 May 2017, 15:08:31
say what :o
I managed to get the muck out of his cock.
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Re: Good deed for the day
« Reply #5 on: 01 May 2017, 15:21:47 »
Quote from: STEMO on 01 May 2017, 15:20:08
Quote from: Varche on 01 May 2017, 15:08:31
Come again :o
I managed to get the muck out of his cock. Twice.
Summat not quite right with you :D
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Re: Good deed for the day
« Reply #6 on: 01 May 2017, 15:23:26 »
What is wrong with you people? His stop cock needed freeing up and the sludge clearing out. Simple.  ::)
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Re: Good deed for the day
« Reply #7 on: 01 May 2017, 16:07:24 »
.......is this the script from the latest 'Carry on film'?

You'll be telling us next that his cock needed a firm hand from Matron to relieve the stiffness.
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Re: Good deed for the day
« Reply #8 on: 01 May 2017, 16:10:09 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 01 May 2017, 15:21:47
Quote from: STEMO on 01 May 2017, 15:20:08
Quote from: Varche on 01 May 2017, 15:08:31
Come again :o
I managed to get the muck out of his cock. Twice.
Summat not quite right with you :D

He's from the town of  Wakefieldbarnsleyscouser, and owns a whippet. Not a surprise the old boy is slightly odd.
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Re: Good deed for the day
« Reply #9 on: 01 May 2017, 16:11:26 »
Sounds like another STEMO cock and ball story to me.  ::)
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Re: Good deed for the day
« Reply #10 on: 01 May 2017, 17:34:50 »
I'm sure I can hear an echo of Sid James laugh at the moment, for some reason. :D
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Re: Good deed for the day
« Reply #11 on: 02 May 2017, 19:16:51 »
So The Wakefield Rag headline will be:

Same sh*t, different cock. ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Good deed for the day
« Reply #12 on: 02 May 2017, 23:03:38 »
Come down here and do mine, Steve. I have a blockage and swmbo is giving me grief because nothing is coming out. She says she pulled the knob up as far as it will go, twiddled with it, but got diddly squat out. I said try doing it up and down a few times. She said, I have but nothing is coming out. So she said..'Stuff the shower, I'll have a bath instead' !!!! ;)
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