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Car trouble
« on: 07 July 2017, 18:25:03 »
In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as: "I've blown the head gasket on my 1997 XR3i”rather than "I've just buggered a 14 year old escort".
The police still haven't seen the funny side, my lap top's been confiscated, and the wife has gone off to her mother. :-[
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Re: Car trouble
« Reply #1 on: 07 July 2017, 18:26:53 »
 ;D
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Re: Car trouble
« Reply #2 on: 07 July 2017, 18:35:11 »
😀😀😀😀😁
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Re: Car trouble
« Reply #3 on: 07 July 2017, 18:51:18 »
Oh my aching sides!
I need to learn how to bake cakes so that I can hide a file in it for when I visit.....  ::)

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Re: Car trouble
« Reply #4 on: 08 July 2017, 06:02:00 »
Very good Shack  ;D
But it must be an old joke or else the 1997 escort would be 20yo's by now  ;D :)
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Re: Car trouble
« Reply #5 on: 08 July 2017, 09:59:49 »
Quote from: TD on 08 July 2017, 06:02:00
Very good Shack  ;D
But it must be an old joke or else the 1997 escort would be 20yo's by now  ;D :)

Oooops, well spotted. :y
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Re: Car trouble
« Reply #6 on: 08 July 2017, 11:45:01 »
Quote from: TD on 08 July 2017, 06:02:00
Very good Shack  ;D
But it must be an old joke or else the 1997 escort would be 20yo's by now  ;D :)

Yes....and as far as I'm aware it is perfectly legal to bugger a 20 year old escort.


.......with consent. ::)
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Re: Car trouble
« Reply #7 on: 08 July 2017, 12:08:42 »
 ;D ;D
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