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Re: Idiot
« Reply #15 on: 13 August 2017, 13:17:08 »

See it all the time, too.. my other half is always putting shoe scuffs on the glovebox lid when she crosses her legs and that annoys me, so someone sticking their hooves on my dash would probably see me kick them out of the car ;D



Its funny that, my other half once marked the glove box with her high heals but that's another story altogether  :-X :D

 ;D ;D ;D

I once went to look at a car (no doubt described as 'immaculate') that had a rather large 'gouge' in the dashboard on the passenger side along with a nasty looking stain in the middle of the passenger seat...

...I did not buy that car ;D




Had a good buffing with the good old fish mitten had it  ;D ;D ;D

Mind bleach to Gen Diss please ::)



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Re: Idiot
« Reply #16 on: 13 August 2017, 13:18:15 »

Andy, I hesitate to relate this story from my past, as I am not proud of it, but here goes.....
A few years back, I was driving along the Exeter by-pass when my very sexy passenged put he feet on the ample Omega's dashboard, then proceeded to drop her jeans and knickers. How could a gentleman refuse to oblige her with a little nether massage? Ok, it was an automatic, so I had my left hand free - and passing lorry drivers got a good view!   :-[ :-[ :-[

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Re: Idiot
« Reply #17 on: 13 August 2017, 13:38:09 »

Andy, I hesitate to relate this story from my past, as I am not proud of it, but here goes.....
A few years back, I was driving along the Exeter by-pass when my very sexy passenged put he feet on the ample Omega's dashboard, then proceeded to drop her jeans and knickers. How could a gentleman refuse to oblige her with a little nether massage? Ok, it was an automatic, so I had my left hand free - and passing lorry drivers got a good view!   :-[ :-[ :-[

Randy Ron.



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A-lot of motorists seem to think they are in a nice little cocoon, that nobody can see, or hear what's going on when they close the car/ van doors,  but us lorryists can see a-lot more than the average pretty girl thinks in her little skirt, or fastened blouse, and its not always tomorrow s washing that's winking at you, there are some girlie's  seem to have quite a lot on show, as they slooooow down.  I'm not complaining you understand. :y
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Re: Idiot
« Reply #18 on: 13 August 2017, 15:04:59 »

It's a man's duty and Nature's imperitive that we look; why would women go to all that trouble to put their goods on display if we ignored them?
I bet Lizzie will spank me for that..... :P ;D

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