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[Dave-C]

Had this on an e-mail, thought you'd like it...


This comes from 2 maths teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs.  Experience.  
            Here is  a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical  logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.  
     This is  a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:  

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever  wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have  all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How  about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little  mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:  

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z  

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17  18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K  
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%  


And


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =  96%

But ,  

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E  
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,  

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T  
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will  take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G  
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with  mathematical certainty, that While Hard  work and Knowledge will get  you close, and Attitude  will get you there, its the  Bullshit  and Ass  kissing that  will put you over the top.

Dave C  

[Lazydocker]

Must show that one to the Father-in-Law... Retired maths teacher

[waspy]

 

That's sounds about right