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[Rods2]

In this order:


Breakfast
Elevenses
Lunch
Tea
Dinner
Supper


We could call this the Pavarotti List, as that's who you'll look like if you eat all of those meals everyday!

Too formal, shouting "grub time, come and get it or go without" several times a day works fine.

[STEMO]

You missed out the meal you have when getting in from a club at 3/4am. It has to be quick cause your starving, esp if you haven't got enough money left for six hot dogs off the trollies that used to be on streets in town.
I think my yukkiest was a fray bentos pie in a tin, put it in the oven and wait half an hour till the puff pastry rises. Half a fickin hour! No way. Warm, soggy pastry with cold meat in some sort of jelly is what you get after ten minutes. Lovely 

[Mister Rog]

You missed out the meal you have when getting in from a club at 3/4am. It has to be quick cause your starving, esp if you haven't got enough money left for six hot dogs off the trollies that used to be on streets in town.
I think my yukkiest was a fray bentos pie in a tin, put it in the oven and wait half an hour till the puff pastry rises. Half a fickin hour! No way. Warm, soggy pastry with cold meat in some sort of jelly is what you get after ten minutes. Lovely 

Fray Bentos tinned pies !  I pretty much lived on them at one stage. God knows what was actually in them 

[STEMO]

You missed out the meal you have when getting in from a club at 3/4am. It has to be quick cause your starving, esp if you haven't got enough money left for six hot dogs off the trollies that used to be on streets in town.
I think my yukkiest was a fray bentos pie in a tin, put it in the oven and wait half an hour till the puff pastry rises. Half a fickin hour! No way. Warm, soggy pastry with cold meat in some sort of jelly is what you get after ten minutes. Lovely 

Fray Bentos tinned pies !  I pretty much lived on them at one stage. God knows what was actually in them 

Still got them in Asda and, as they cost a whole one pound, they must be full of goodness. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

You missed out the meal you have when getting in from a club at 3/4am. It has to be quick cause your starving, esp if you haven't got enough money left for six hot dogs off the trollies that used to be on streets in town.
I think my yukkiest was a fray bentos pie in a tin, put it in the oven and wait half an hour till the puff pastry rises. Half a fickin hour! No way. Warm, soggy pastry with cold meat in some sort of jelly is what you get after ten minutes. Lovely 

Fray Bentos tinned pies !  I pretty much lived on them at one stage. God knows what was actually in them 

Still got them in Asda and, as they cost a whole one pound, they must be full of goodness. 

When I was a student living in halls of residence, a mates Mum visited and left a food parcel. 

In amongst all the goodies was a Fray Bentos pie, but we didn't have an oven.    Returning from the bar late one night with the munchies, we chopped it up and fried it! 

[Kevin Wood]

When I was a student living in halls of residence, a mates Mum visited and left a food parcel. 

In amongst all the goodies was a Fray Bentos pie, but we didn't have an oven.    Returning from the bar late one night with the munchies, we chopped it up and fried it! 

My mum used to give me food parcels with all her old out of date stuff in.

Returning from the bar late one night (you know how it is!) we decided to cook a packet of "rock cakes".

No need for trading standards there! They were like concrete and nobody fancied risking their teeth on them, so I chucked them out in the garden for the birds. They were still there about 6 months later.

The packet had a best before date of 1984. I cooked them in 1990/91.

[Varche]

My mother's rock cakes, take your pick

[BazaJT]

For what it's worth[not a lot I know]I have breakfast-a Mars bar-about 8.30 then mid morning[suppose you could call it elevenses]a packet of crisps 1p.m. is then "snap" time-sandwiches-about 7p.m. is tea time and about 10p.m. is supper.With about 20 coffees through the day.

[STEMO]

For what it's worth[not a lot I know]I have breakfast-a Mars bar-about 8.30 then mid morning[suppose you could call it elevenses]a packet of crisps 1p.m. is then "snap" time-sandwiches-about 7p.m. is tea time and about 10p.m. is supper.With about 20 coffees through the day.

Proper northern diet. 

[henryd]

Breakfast
Dinner
Tea
Supper if still hungry after tea

we do things proper down here

[aaronjb]

Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner

Gone are all the snacks*, now, as I try to attain the racing-snake like physique I've always wanted**

*ok, not all of them.
**or just be less of a bloater, really.