That bemuses me too. I choose to park well away from the herd so that women can't open their doors carelessly and cause damage, but inevitably there will be some fat-arsed cow parked adjacent to my car when I get back to it. WHY?
Ron.
Is it the same one every time? Maybe she likes you and is just shy...
Not the same one - we seem to have a supply of them. I don't usually see the face, only a large posterior mooning out of the door as she extracts her little accident from the car: although when her face is visible, she exhibits the "council-house face lift" hairstyle - hair swept right back and tied in a bun!
Ron.
Ah, yes, the "I am a hard cow, don't mess with me I am as tough as a man" look. Very popular down here as well Ron!
One challenged me last year, saying I was scarred of her! I just said I wasn't, laughed in her face and she then went to try and thump a OAP traveller friend of ours, who then, with her grown up daughter watching along with a crowd landed a few punches herself! Great stuff!!;D