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[Rangie]

Treated ourselves this morning new TV & soundbar + blue ray player , cannot believe how easy it was to set up via my phone I'm a complete technophobe & managed it..😄
The sound & picture are fantastic.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I could do with a new television.

The valves are so slow to warm up.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Dont bother. Waste of money. It will still show the same shit programmes as your old one does. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Dont bother. Waste of money. It will still show the same shit programmes as your old one does. 

That's not true.

It's black history month on many channels. Tells the story of the evil white man.

I may take the knee.

[deviator]

I may take the knee.

Does that mean we need to call you Heather Mills?

[Rangie]

I could do with a new television.

The valves are so slow to warm up.

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These smart TVs have a starting handle..😄

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I may take the knee.

Does that mean we need to call you Heather Mills?

Mad as a March hare. A proper bunny boiler.

Old Macca is well rid of her.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I could do with a new television.

The valves are so slow to warm up.

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These smart TVs have a starting handle..😄

 My set can only access BBC1 and ITV.  BBC2 didn't come along until 1964. Channel 4 in 1982.

[Rangie]

I could do with a new television.

The valves are so slow to warm up.

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These smart TVs have a starting handle..😄

 My set can only access BBC1 and ITV.  BBC2 didn't come along until 1964. Channel 4 in 1982.

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We've now got things I've never heard of..😄

[biggriffin]

I may take the knee.

Does that mean we need to call you Heather Mills?

Mad as a March hare. A proper bunny boiler.

Old Macca is well rid of her.

 She must have been good at something,or he would have dumped her quicker.

[Rangie]

I may take the knee.

Does that mean we need to call you Heather Mills?

Mad as a March hare. A proper bunny boiler.

Old Macca is well rid of her.

 She must have been good at something,or he would have dumped her quicker.

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Had a mouth like a silk purse it's been said..😄

[dave the builder]

I may take the knee.

Does that mean we need to call you Heather Mills?

Mad as a March hare. A proper bunny boiler.

Old Macca is well rid of her.

 She must have been good at something,or he would have dumped her quicker.

he probably thought her spending on shoes would have been HALF that of most women 
then found out it wasn't 
 though divorce is expensive too 

[biggriffin]

I may take the knee.

Does that mean we need to call you Heather Mills?

Mad as a March hare. A proper bunny boiler.

Old Macca is well rid of her.

 She must have been good at something,or he would have dumped her quicker.

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Had a mouth like a silk purse it's been said..😄

She could only be 2 of the 3 for the perfect woman.

 Cooks like a Michelin star chef
 Fooks like porn star
 Has loads a money.

Which 2 was she.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

I shall ask my cousin if I ever bump into her. She and Heather Mills were partners in crime. Adnan Kashoggi liked threesomes with a pair of high class hookers. Heather was the blond, my cousin Petrina the brunette.
She made a few quid by selling her story to New of the World, which brought about her divorce from McCartney.
She later became Mick Hucknalls girlfriend for a while until he got bored.
He did take her to dinner at Chequers with Tony, Cherie and Gormless Brown, which was another story she could sell to the papers. 
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-391202/The-night-Tony-Blair-entertained-3-000-time-escort-girl-Chequers.html
Notw website is no longer available but....
https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2006/06/13/heather-sues-over-lesbian-prostitute-claims/

[deviator]

She must have been good at something,or he would have dumped her quicker.

Come on, the Beatles were known for taking in strange people who hung around long enough.