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[splott]

Hey what about suggestin a jokers corner!!!!!
I could bore you to death with reps jokes
This has been fun!!
Still pis--d tho'

[CaptainZok]

I had their lp when I was a kid.

You mean it's not on your MP3  - click link for to resurect the Funky Gibbon http://www.amazon.co.uk/Funky-Gibbon-Best-Goodies/dp/B00004YU3Q

Some things are best left as a distant memory.

[Chopsdad]

I had their lp when I was a kid.

You mean it's not on your MP3  - click link for to resurect the Funky Gibbon http://www.amazon.co.uk/Funky-Gibbon-Best-Goodies/dp/B00004YU3Q

Some things are best left as a distant memory.

No argument there - except for the Banana Bunch - nah, nah, nah, nah, nahnny, ne, nah, nah  

[hotel21]

OK, no googling....

One bananna two bananna three bananna 4
4 bannanas.....  and continue.

[CaptainZok]

...Make a bunch and so do many more?

[hotel21]

OK so far....

[hotel21]

Over hill and....

[CaptainZok]

errrr...mountain the banana buggies go.

[hotel21]

Good stuff, if genuine non google!  Either showing your age or a mispent yoof!

Most get it wildly wrong.

heres the full thing.

Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la

One banana, two banana, three banana, four
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go
Comin' on to bring you the Banana Splits show

Makin' up a mess of fun
Makin' up a mess of fun
Lots of fun for everyone

Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la

Four banana, three banana, two banana, one
All bananas playing in the bright warm sun,
Flippin' like a pancake, poppin' like a cork,
Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and Snork

Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la

[Nickbat]

Good stuff, if genuine non google!  Either showing your age or a mispent yoof!

Most get it wildly wrong.

heres the full thing.

Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la

One banana, two banana, three banana, four
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go
Comin' on to bring you the Banana Splits show

Makin' up a mess of fun
Makin' up a mess of fun
Lots of fun for everyone

Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la

Four banana, three banana, two banana, one
All bananas playing in the bright warm sun,
Flippin' like a pancake, poppin' like a cork,
Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and Snork

Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la

Do you take bookings?

[hotel21]

Got the hairy chin, but not the hairy suit!    8-)

[CaptainZok]

LOL I wanted one of those buggies they had.

[splott]

Good stuff, if genuine non google!  Either showing your age or a mispent yoof!

Most get it wildly wrong.

heres the full thing.

Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la

One banana, two banana, three banana, four
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go
Comin' on to bring you the Banana Splits show

Makin' up a mess of fun
Makin' up a mess of fun
Lots of fun for everyone

Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la

Four banana, three banana, two banana, one
All bananas playing in the bright warm sun,
Flippin' like a pancake, poppin' like a cork,
Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and Snork

Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la

What???
Wished I was I was as Pi--ed as you!!
What you on!!
Love it!!

[hotel21]

Must confess to a Google then copy/paste, rather than a full retype.....  

[nixoro]

OK, so now we're back laughing again.  

Try this:

Keith bought a brand new Holden Monaro. He took off down the road, pushed it up to 150 kph and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair.

"This is great!" he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed.

Then he looked in his rear-view mirror and there was a police car.

"Problem" thought Keith and he floored it some more and flew down the road at over 210 kph to escape being stopped.

He then thought "What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." and pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him. The policeman pulled in behind the Monaro and walked up on the driver's side.

"Sir my shift ends in five minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a good reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man looked back at the policeman and said.............................

"Last week my wife ran off with a policeman and I thought you were bringing her back."

The policeman said "Have a nice day."

First time I've seen that one