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Re: Where is Gollum?
« Reply #15 on: 05 January 2021, 19:12:34 »
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Re: Where is Gollum?
« Reply #16 on: 05 January 2021, 19:25:01 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 05 January 2021, 18:38:45
Quote from: STEMO on 05 January 2021, 17:00:14
I knew he was in hospital, due to the bad advice given on here, having a big bunch of thorny roses removed from up his arse, but I thought he'd be out by now. ;D

Ah yes, his date.

I hope he didn't hook up with 17 stone builder Dave from Derby. Dave has bad breath and genital warts, but likes to self identify as as a five feet two inch blonde called Sasha.

Sasha doesn't like 'her gender choice' being disrespected, hence the location of the roses.

I'm told its transphobic in 2021 if a man won't sleep with a woman simply because she has a penis.
indeed there are some very weird people on the internet  :o
the mind boggles as to what you put in your search criteria to meet "Sasha" from "Derby" ,
but i hope your date with him/her ? went well opti ?
she/he must live about 20+ miles from me  ;)
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Re: Where is Gollum?
« Reply #17 on: 05 January 2021, 19:32:42 »
I miss old D G,s rolly eyes. ::) ::)
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Re: Where is Gollum?
« Reply #18 on: 05 January 2021, 19:36:41 »
Quote from: ronnyd on 05 January 2021, 19:32:42
I miss old D G,s rolly eyes. ::) ::)

these "Christmas smiley" things are a bit early this year
it's not for another 360 days  :-X
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Re: Where is Gollum?
« Reply #19 on: 05 January 2021, 19:49:34 »
Quote from: dave the builder on 05 January 2021, 19:36:41
Quote from: ronnyd on 05 January 2021, 19:32:42
I miss old D G,s rolly eyes. ::) ::)

these "Christmas smiley" things are a bit early this year
it's not for another 360 days  :-X
They'll disappear tomorrow  :y
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Re: Where is Gollum?
« Reply #20 on: 05 January 2021, 19:55:42 »
Quote from: STEMO on 05 January 2021, 19:49:34
Quote from: dave the builder on 05 January 2021, 19:36:41
Quote from: ronnyd on 05 January 2021, 19:32:42
I miss old D G,s rolly eyes. ::) ::)

these "Christmas smiley" things are a bit early this year
it's not for another 360 days  :-X
They'll disappear tomorrow  :y
I hope so ,
"they all look the same to me"
Blimey ,spoken like a true racist  :D ;D
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Re: Where is Gollum?
« Reply #21 on: 05 January 2021, 20:31:04 »
Good man Dai :y
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Re: Where is Gollum?
« Reply #23 on: 06 January 2021, 13:11:32 »
Tragic. :(
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