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[supermop]

Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
 
Paddy says "Me feet are freezing, will ye nip upstairs and get me slippers
for me?"
 
"No bother", says Murphy and goes upstairs.
 
There he finds Paddy's stunning twin 19 year old daughters sitting on the
bed.
 
"Hello girls", he says smiling, "your Dad sent me up here to shag the pair of
ye!"
 
"opps off , ya liar!" they replied.
 
"I'll prove it!" says Murphy
 
So he shouts down the stairs - "Both of them, Paddy?"
 
"Of course! What's the use of oppsing only one?"

[bob.dent]

  Like it. How come you've not told me that one before?

[supermop]

Only just discovered it. Good eh  

[STMO123]

Only just discovered it. Good eh  

On your mobile?

[Chopsdad]

Nice one  

[Del Boy]

Quality  

[nixoro]

Excellent  

[CaptainZok]

LOL  

[Gwilym]