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Author Topic: Silly but amusing 2  (Read 552 times)

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STMO123

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Silly but amusing 2
« on: 05 October 2008, 20:34:11 »
A recent scientific study has found that women find different kinds of men attractive according to where they are in their menstrual cycle. When a woman is ovulating she prefers a man with rugged, masculine features. When she is menstruating she prefers a man who is doused in petrol, set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eyes and a cricket stump up his arse.
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miggy

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Re: Silly but amusing 2
« Reply #1 on: 05 October 2008, 20:37:24 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D PMSL
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Re: Silly but amusing 2
« Reply #2 on: 05 October 2008, 20:56:42 »
great stuff, know the feeling there!! :o
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Re: Silly but amusing 2
« Reply #3 on: 05 October 2008, 21:13:34 »
Lol ;D ;D
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Re: Silly but amusing 2
« Reply #4 on: 05 October 2008, 21:20:00 »
Brilliant, and ain't that the truth!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Silly but amusing 2
« Reply #5 on: 05 October 2008, 22:02:20 »
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A recent scientific study has found that women find different kinds of men attractive according to where they are in their menstrual cycle. When a woman is ovulating she prefers a man with rugged, masculine features. When she is menstruating she prefers a man who is doused in petrol, set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eyes and a cricket stump up his arse.
The said stump being hit by a bat in my past experience!!!! ::)
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Re: Silly but amusing 2
« Reply #6 on: 05 October 2008, 22:34:57 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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