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[Tonka.]

Paddy and his wife were in bed, and once again, their neighbours dog was outside barking.

Paddy looked at the alarm clock, it was 2-30am.

"That's it", said Paddy, "I've had enough".... He got out of bed, put on his dressing gown and went downstairs.

10 minutes later he returns to the bedroom, takes off his dressing gown and gets back into bed, with a huge satisfied smile on his face.

His wife become quite worried, and asks Paddy "Whatever have you done"?

"I have put the dog in our garden to see how they like it".  

[STMO123]

 

[Bandit127]

An elderley couple were sitting in Church one Sunday morning.

Possibly it was the sprouts the night before...

She leant over to her husband and said "I think I just let go of a silent one, what do you think I should do?"

He replied...




"Turn your bloody hearing aid up!"

[STMO123]

 

[Tonka.]

A man walks into the woman's section of a department store and tells the sales clerk he wants to buy a bra for his wife.
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "there's more than one type?"
"There are three types." Replies the clerk,
"The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"
Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference in them?"
The clerk responds, "It is really very easy. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen and the Baptist type makes mountain's out of mole hills."
 

[Richie London]