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[STMO123]

....has just come shuffling up my path at about 0.8 miles per hour. I was straight out and told the lazy tinker that 2.1mph is the minimum and that 4.0 is preferable. He thanked me for pointing this out to him.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

....has just come shuffling up my path at about 0.8 miles per hour. I was straight out and told the lazy tinker that 2.1mph is the minimum and that 4.0 is preferable. He thanked me for pointing this out to him.

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But of course he did.

Did he thank you properly......with a kick in the 'dangle berries'.. ....or did he use some other method to say thanks...

[Martin_1962]

....has just come shuffling up my path at about 0.8 miles per hour. I was straight out and told the lazy tinker that 2.1mph is the minimum and that 4.0 is preferable. He thanked me for pointing this out to him.

You sod

[Elite Pete]

....has just come shuffling up my path at about 0.8 miles per hour. I was straight out and told the lazy tinker that 2.1mph is the minimum and that 4.0 is preferable. He thanked me for pointing this out to him.

All your letters won't be carried in his post bag anymore, they will be down the back of his skiddies

[LJay]

Dangerous game, pissing off the postie!

[STMO123]

Dangerous game, pissing off the postie!

Nah. I only gave him the verbals. I had to beat the window cleaner up last week...he missed a bit

[Elite Pete]

You won't get your letter off the Queen next year

[STMO123]

You won't get your letter off the Queen next year

Hmmm.....strange one that. Waiting for my telegram and this morning I got a letter saying my child benefit is going up to £20 in Jan.