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hoody

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Why are wedding dresses white?
« on: 25 December 2008, 06:41:16 »
Son asked his mother the following question:

"Mum, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies,

"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.

"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,


"Son, all household appliances come in white."
  



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Re: Why are wedding dresses white?
« Reply #1 on: 25 December 2008, 07:43:19 »
 :o.... :-/.... :-?.... ::).... ;D
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Re: Why are wedding dresses white?
« Reply #2 on: 25 December 2008, 07:48:40 »
 ;D ;D
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Re: Why are wedding dresses white?
« Reply #3 on: 25 December 2008, 09:16:16 »
 ;D ;D
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Re: Why are wedding dresses white?
« Reply #4 on: 25 December 2008, 09:25:29 »
I let you get away with that Hoody as it is Christmas! ::) ::)

Very funny all the same!;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Merry Christmas! ;) ;)
« Last Edit: 25 December 2008, 09:25:52 by Lizzie_Zoom »
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Re: Why are wedding dresses white?
« Reply #5 on: 25 December 2008, 11:14:45 »
The white dress signifies that the bride is happy and radiant to have found a man with whom to spend the rest of her life, "Till death do them part" ................  question is, why does the groom wear black !!!!!
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Re: Why are wedding dresses white?
« Reply #6 on: 25 December 2008, 11:21:18 »


Apologies ladies,i will dig one out just for you.If it is any consolation Santa never left me the MV6 i asked for :-[
« Last Edit: 25 December 2008, 11:23:34 by hoody »
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Re: Why are wedding dresses white?
« Reply #7 on: 25 December 2008, 11:38:46 »
Same reason women have small feet ....  :)

(they can stand closer to the sink ......  :) )
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