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[Big Bri]

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.


2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name, nor do they mind if you get a second dog!!


3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.


4. A dog's parents never visit.


5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.


6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.


7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.


8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.


9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'


10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.


11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.


12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.


13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:


14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

[nick v6]

nice 1 i like it

[jerry]

Was it someone on here who said that you can you prove that mans best friend is a dog by locking your wife in the boot for 2 hours and then your dog. Only the dog will still be pleased to see you when you open it up.
                                                        jerry

ps-not that I think my wife would be very impressed by this-good job shes one of those other halves who thinks Im just sad being on here so much. Doesnt realize what shes missing, but feel no need to enlighten her!!

[Mr Skrunts]

Excellent.  

[Vamps]

Very good......

[Richie London]

very good  

if you think about it. god must of been totally hanging when he designed the woman. some are still running on the  beta version. very few have or are unable to update there system to run properly. most of the good ones are to expensive to run, but they look the part though, slimline and desinged with great curves. the older ones are useless and have to be booted  to keep them going but break down non stop and spark. the fold up go anwhere model are more prone to the chlamidia virus and you end up offline for ages  

[Hog]

Nice

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Dogs are very simple creatures....their philosophy is this....If they can't eat it or shag it........they piss on it......simple.

[tigra-ann]

Dogs are very simple creatures....their philosophy is this....If they can't eat it or shag it........they piss on it......simple.

same as men really then

[Richie London]

Dogs are very simple creatures....their philosophy is this....If they can't eat it or shag it........they piss on it......simple.

same as men really then

i think thats a totally sexist remark there ann. im not one to compalin but to put the male member down like that is not pc. as you are new i guess a caution from the admins would be approproaite.