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STMO123

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Taxi driver
« on: 14 February 2009, 20:48:17 »
A passenger leans forward and taps his taxi driver on the shoulder. Driver sh!ts himself with shock, swerves nearly hitting abus and stops just short of a shop window. "F**king hell mate, you're jumpy aren't yer, I only tapped your shoulder".
"Sorry," says the driver "it's my first day. I've been driving a hearse for twenty years".
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Re: Taxi driver
« Reply #1 on: 14 February 2009, 20:52:05 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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just need to tax the tank now:)

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Re: Taxi driver
« Reply #2 on: 14 February 2009, 21:13:45 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Taxi driver
« Reply #3 on: 14 February 2009, 21:30:10 »
very good had me in stitches ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Taxi driver
« Reply #4 on: 14 February 2009, 22:04:17 »
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very good had me in stitches ;D ;D ;D
:y :y
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Re: Taxi driver
« Reply #5 on: 14 February 2009, 22:19:50 »
Thought you wanted my attention then.....and its an old gag  >:(

But the old ones are the best  :y ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Taxi driver
« Reply #6 on: 14 February 2009, 22:22:09 »
 :D :D :D :D Love that one  ;D ;D ;D
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