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Richie London

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some wierd american sex laws
« on: 14 February 2009, 21:44:14 »
california
A man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated  

florida
Sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal  
Men are not allowed to wear a strapless gown in public.

illinois
All bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts

michigan
It is legal for a farmer to sleep with his or her pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens  

nevada
Sex without a condom is considered illegal

utah
Adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment

washington
It is against the law to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).  :-?

wisconsin
No man shall shoot off his gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm


and now for something completely different
A Women's Consent:
Pennsylvania law prohibits a man from buying alcohol without a note of permission from his wife. This has turned women's liberation into women's libation and, not surprisingly, left many Pennsylvania men single.




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Re: some wierd american sex laws
« Reply #1 on: 14 February 2009, 22:30:01 »
Theres some pretty cranky ones still ones on the statute book in this country  :D :D Like hanson cab drivers still have to carry a bale of hay in back off cab :D :D :D
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Re: some wierd american sex laws
« Reply #2 on: 14 February 2009, 22:32:30 »
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Theres some pretty cranky ones still ones on the statute book in this country  :D :D Like hanson cab drivers still have to carry a bale of hay in back off cab :D :D :D

thats only in case they pick camilla parker bowls up.
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Re: some wierd american sex laws
« Reply #3 on: 14 February 2009, 22:36:18 »
can you imagine living in pennslyvania. the wife wont give you a note for some beer, what do you do?? you take her to california and beat her with a strap. she'll soon change her mind  ;)
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Re: some wierd american sex laws
« Reply #4 on: 14 February 2009, 22:36:35 »
 :y :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D even when she was 20 odd she was a bit off a moose ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 14 February 2009, 22:37:20 »
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:y :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D even when she was 20 odd she was a bit off a moose ;D ;D

shes got some lungs on her though
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Re: some wierd american sex laws
« Reply #6 on: 14 February 2009, 22:38:38 »
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:y :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D even when she was 20 odd she was a bit off a moose ;D ;D

shes got some lungs on her though
What they say " you dont look at the mantlepiece when poking the fire " ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 15 February 2009, 08:07:45 »
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:y :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D even when she was 20 odd she was a bit off a moose ;D ;D

shes got some lungs on her though
What they say " you dont look at the mantlepiece when poking the fire " ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
this has gone to far now
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