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New launch from Apple
« on: 25 February 2009, 14:24:19 »
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip
that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.

The  iTit  will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained

about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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Re: New launch from Apple
« Reply #1 on: 25 February 2009, 14:25:09 »
 ::) :D ;D ;D
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Re: New launch from Apple
« Reply #2 on: 25 February 2009, 14:26:01 »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D

I like that one :y :y :y
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Re: New launch from Apple
« Reply #3 on: 25 February 2009, 14:30:29 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: New launch from Apple
« Reply #4 on: 25 February 2009, 14:36:36 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: New launch from Apple
« Reply #5 on: 25 February 2009, 15:16:43 »
How about the iPoo!

Or the iPOS

or the iTurd
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Re: New launch from Apple
« Reply #6 on: 25 February 2009, 16:44:33 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: New launch from Apple
« Reply #7 on: 25 February 2009, 18:08:59 »
Is this the apple iboob

Only problem is which is volume and which is bass because its not labelled very well i know where the usb slot is though :y
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Re: New launch from Apple
« Reply #8 on: 25 February 2009, 19:26:21 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: New launch from Apple
« Reply #9 on: 25 February 2009, 19:49:30 »
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Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip
that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.

The  iTit  will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained

about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Hmmm, I suppose it'll be compatible with my eMac then ...... !
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