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bertiecbx550

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They all come out at night....
« on: 04 March 2009, 05:57:38 »
Why is it the weirdo`s come out at night??? I spotted a big 4x4 driving round the retail park this morning at approx 3am whilst doing my rounds well i stood and watched it for a bit(as its hard to chase em on foot) and it drove off so i thought nothing of it...Well as i came from round the back loading bay the same bloody 4x4 was parked up and i could see a lone female...So i approach the 4x4 as i need to ask why and what they are doing on the park at 3am...I get up upto it and its a bloody bloke dressed up as a woman!!!!  :o i`m trying not too laugh and be PC about it so i ask"Are you ok madam??" he/she winds the drivers window down and says "yes i`m having a rest and a fag...(i really tried not laugh or smile at this point)" And then he/she drives off..So as he/she drives off i go and say goodnight Sir!!!....I dont think that went down too well...... :D ;D ;D I wonder when E.T.`s due to visit the retail park??? ::)
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Re: They all come out at night....
« Reply #1 on: 04 March 2009, 06:26:28 »
He might have dressed up ready to do a ram raid so he didnt get recognised.  Or he was hopeing to get famous on road wars egging the police on and shouting "chase me"      "chase me" whislt waving his/her panties round in the air.    PMSL  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: They all come out at night....
« Reply #2 on: 04 March 2009, 06:27:10 »
he/she was probably hoping you was up for it. see you wasnt so drove off.   ;)
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Re: They all come out at night....
« Reply #3 on: 04 March 2009, 06:33:40 »
The moustache put me off.... :o ;D :D
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Re: They all come out at night....
« Reply #4 on: 04 March 2009, 06:39:28 »
one of the blokes at work, Antony, came out as Andrea yesterday!!!
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Re: They all come out at night....
« Reply #5 on: 04 March 2009, 08:08:38 »
Hasn't Mike Dundee got a 4 X 4 now?

No, it can't be him, he's in Thailand :D
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Re: They all come out at night....
« Reply #6 on: 04 March 2009, 09:46:44 »
I have no idea what I would have said, but sounded like he wanted to drive around dressed up. :-?

Yes I do - if they look male call them Sir!!!!

Anyway it's his life - not harming anyone so who cares.

I read somewhere ages ago that most men who dress up are straight - infact the percentage of other inclination is lower - so odds on you were completely safe ;D

However what is the betting that MDAW have their own forum somewhere - in a week search for the place, the date and see if it comes up ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: They all come out at night....
« Reply #7 on: 04 March 2009, 09:48:50 »
Could even have been LooKnee at a push, I suppose. :o
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Re: They all come out at night....
« Reply #8 on: 04 March 2009, 10:05:47 »
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Could even have been LooKnee at a push, I suppose. :o


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Re: They all come out at night....
« Reply #9 on: 04 March 2009, 10:23:56 »
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Why is it the weirdo`s come out at night??? I spotted a big 4x4 driving round the retail park this morning at approx 3am whilst doing my rounds well i stood and watched it for a bit(as its hard to chase em on foot) and it drove off so i thought nothing of it...Well as i came from round the back loading bay the same bloody 4x4 was parked up and i could see a lone female...So i approach the 4x4 as i need to ask why and what they are doing on the park at 3am...I get up upto it and its a bloody bloke dressed up as a woman!!!!  :o i`m trying not too laugh and be PC about it so i ask"Are you ok madam??" he/she winds the drivers window down and says "yes i`m having a rest and a fag...(i really tried not laugh or smile at this point)" And then he/she drives off..So as he/she drives off i go and say goodnight Sir!!!....I dont think that went down too well...... :D ;D ;D I wonder when E.T.`s due to visit the retail park??? ::)

Could be any of a number of male OOfers perhaps. ::) ::) :-* :-* :-*
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