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Richie London

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another joke
« on: 09 March 2009, 21:53:57 »

please dont be offended.

man charges into a bank wearing a mask & wielding a gun "this is a raid, everyone on the floor" then raids all the cash. a brave customer whips off his mask, so the robber shoots him in the head. "anyone else see my face" he shouts out. there was a silence for a few seconds before a man shouts out. " i think that pakistani  over there caught a glimpse"  ::) ::) :-X
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Re: another joke
« Reply #1 on: 09 March 2009, 22:13:39 »

Last time i heard that one the punch line was "i think my wife may have caught a glimpse"  :-? :-? ;D ;)
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Re: another joke
« Reply #2 on: 09 March 2009, 22:25:47 »

While we are on the subject .... mmy ex-wife definitely saw him !!!
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Re: another joke
« Reply #3 on: 09 March 2009, 22:27:18 »

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Last time i heard that one the punch line was "i think my wife may have caught a glimpse"  :-? :-? ;D ;)

Yep, that's the one I heard, a few times...... ::) ::) :y
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