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Re: Remember my noisy Neighber
« Reply #15 on: 02 May 2009, 12:48:06 »
No thats no good, what you need is one of those Top Gear V8 Food Blenders!.
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Re: Remember my noisy Neighber
« Reply #16 on: 02 May 2009, 13:34:16 »
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Is she single Skruntie?......................if she is ..............you may as well go round .............and give her a goodbye shag............as you are leaving in a couple of weeks........ ::) ::) ::) ::) :y :y


She's single and she is a firkin nightmare.

She is about 5'4", wears glasses and to a degree is quite cute, has had blond, ginger, brown hair.  Drinks like a fish and swears like a trooper, but she doesnt think I know about.

As for a farewell shag..........NO THANKS
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Re: Remember my noisy Neighber
« Reply #17 on: 02 May 2009, 13:46:53 »
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Is she single Skruntie?......................if she is ..............you may as well go round .............and give her a goodbye shag............as you are leaving in a couple of weeks........ ::) ::) ::) ::) :y :y


She's single and she is a firkin nightmare.

She is about 5'4", wears glasses and to a degree is quite cute, has had blond, ginger, brown hair.  Drinks like a fish and swears like a trooper, but she doesnt think I know about.

As for a farewell shag..........NO THANKS


A missed opportunity Skruntie......you know you fancy her really. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Remember my noisy Neighber
« Reply #18 on: 02 May 2009, 17:44:04 »
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Is she single Skruntie?......................if she is ..............you may as well go round .............and give her a goodbye shag............as you are leaving in a couple of weeks........ ::) ::) ::) ::) :y :y


She's single and she is a firkin nightmare.

She is about 5'4", wears glasses and to a degree is quite cute, has had blond, ginger, brown hair.  Drinks like a fish and swears like a trooper, but she doesnt think I know about.

As for a farewell shag..........NO THANKS


A missed opportunity Skruntie......you know you fancy her really. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y


Poor woman Skruntie!! :'( :'(  She is sooooooo going to miss you!! :o :o :o

I think you should put everything on hold until you have sorted out this potential relationship that you are both trying hard to avoid. ::) ::) ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Remember my noisy Neighber
« Reply #19 on: 02 May 2009, 18:50:15 »
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Is she single Skruntie?......................if she is ..............you may as well go round .............and give her a goodbye shag............as you are leaving in a couple of weeks........ ::) ::) ::) ::) :y :y


She's single and she is a firkin nightmare.

She is about 5'4", wears glasses and to a degree is quite cute, has had blond, ginger, brown hair.  Drinks like a fish and swears like a trooper, but she doesnt think I know about.

As for a farewell shag..........NO THANKS


A missed opportunity Skruntie......you know you fancy her really. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y


Poor woman Skruntie!! :'( :'(  She is sooooooo going to miss you!! :o :o :o

I think you should put everything on hold until you have sorted out this potential relationship that you are both trying hard to avoid. ::) ::) ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


I agree with Lizzie.......................it's clear that you fancy the arse .....off your neighbour..................she sounds so sexxxxxxxxxxxxy..... :y :y :y :D :D :D :D ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
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Re: Remember my noisy Neighber
« Reply #20 on: 02 May 2009, 19:36:12 »
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Is she single Skruntie?......................if she is ..............you may as well go round .............and give her a goodbye shag............as you are leaving in a couple of weeks........ ::) ::) ::) ::) :y :y


She's single and she is a firkin nightmare.

She is about 5'4", wears glasses and to a degree is quite cute, has had blond, ginger, brown hair.  Drinks like a fish and swears like a trooper, but she doesnt think I know about.

As for a farewell shag..........NO THANKS


A missed opportunity Skruntie......you know you fancy her really. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y


Poor woman Skruntie!! :'( :'(  She is sooooooo going to miss you!! :o :o :o

I think you should put everything on hold until you have sorted out this potential relationship that you are both trying hard to avoid. ::) ::) ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


I agree with Lizzie.......................it's clear that you fancy the arse .....off your neighbour..................she sounds so sexxxxxxxxxxxxy..... :y :y :y :D :D :D :D ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

I have a feeling I might not ne speaking to 2 members of this forum by the end of the weekend.

She may well be cute, but she she is a complete pain in the arse.  has 2 very noisy dogs and drinks like a fish.  As for the farewell shag, maybe thats why she hates me, she never got a welcoming one.
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Re: Remember my noisy Neighber
« Reply #21 on: 02 May 2009, 20:50:09 »
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Is she single Skruntie?......................if she is ..............you may as well go round .............and give her a goodbye shag............as you are leaving in a couple of weeks........ ::) ::) ::) ::) :y :y


She's single and she is a firkin nightmare.

She is about 5'4", wears glasses and to a degree is quite cute, has had blond, ginger, brown hair.  Drinks like a fish and swears like a trooper, but she doesnt think I know about.

As for a farewell shag..........NO THANKS


A missed opportunity Skruntie......you know you fancy her really. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y


Poor woman Skruntie!! :'( :'(  She is sooooooo going to miss you!! :o :o :o

I think you should put everything on hold until you have sorted out this potential relationship that you are both trying hard to avoid. ::) ::) ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


I agree with Lizzie.......................it's clear that you fancy the arse .....off your neighbour..................she sounds so sexxxxxxxxxxxxy..... :y :y :y :D :D :D :D ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

I have a feeling I might not ne speaking to 2 members of this forum by the end of the weekend.

She may well be cute, but she she is a complete pain in the arse.  has 2 very noisy dogs and drinks like a fish.  As for the farewell shag, maybe thats why she hates me, she never got a welcoming one.

Don't give up on love Skruntie.
This gentle and caring lady sounds just perfect for you.A real soul mate.
Invite her to come and live in your new house with you. ::) ::) ::) ::) :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
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Re: Remember my noisy Neighber
« Reply #22 on: 02 May 2009, 22:05:52 »
Thats 3 people I might not be speaking to by the end of the weekend. :-/
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