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« on: 03 May 2009, 23:07:49 »
A guy walks into the pub, "I bet I can tell any wood by it's smell, and what the item is even when i'm blindfolded"

The Landlord takes the bet on.

The blindfolded man sits at the bar, the Landlord puts a pool cue under his nose....the man sniffs.

" I can smell its Ash, its got a slight smell of sweaty palms......its a pool cue"

The landlord puts a pencil under his nose....the man sniffs.

"I can smell it's pine and a hint of carbon....it's a pencil"

The landlord is pissed that he is going to lose the bet so he gets slack Alice, the 65 year old barmaid to drop her knickers and position her fanny near the guys nose.... the man sniffs, and sniffs again.

" You've got me beat with this one boss. I have no idea what the wood is but I can tell you that the item is a shithouse door off a Grimsby Trawler

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Re: joke
« Reply #1 on: 03 May 2009, 23:12:16 »
the old ones are the best.  :y
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Re: joke
« Reply #2 on: 03 May 2009, 23:22:03 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D nice one
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