Ok came home tonight.....ADSL not working and no dial tone on the house phone

Rang BT on my mobile to be told line checked out ok and must be summat faulty in my house causing it.
So unplugged the only socket used and plugged in one bit in a time....another phone/fax machine....still no dial tone.....tried another adsl splitter.....and another phone....still no dial tone

Called BT again and got thro to a call centre in India i reckon.....well she had no idea and wanted me to take the wall socket apart

.....i hung up on her!!

Called again and asked not to be transferred to India.....they ran tests again and said fault was showing close or in my house.....when they ran the test nothing was plugged into the wall socket....so i can safely assume its not my phone/adsl modem.
So they will send an bt blokey out to take a butchers.....but get this in a weeks time!! yes 7 days!!

You might be wondering how i managed to post this......i dont know really either :-/......my adsl modem has managed to connect now....altho at a really slow speed...even tho i dont have dialtone or if i ring my number from my mobile the house phone doesnt ring.....
Altho BT did save grace a bit....and have diverted all incoming calls to my mobile at no cost to me.....tho did take me and hour an half to get there.......