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Joke
« on: 20 June 2009, 20:50:24 »
A duck walks into a bar...

"Got any bread ?"

Barman says "No".

"Got any bread ?"

"No !"

"Got any bread ?"

"NO !!"

"Got any bread ?"

"No...we haven't any bread !!"

"Got any bread ?"

"Look, if you ask me that one more time, I'll nail your beak to the bar, you irritating little toerag !"

"Got any nails ?"

[size=12]NO !!![/size]

"Got any bread ?"
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« Reply #1 on: 20 June 2009, 21:05:48 »
 ;D ;D a two grin gag Turk  ;D ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #2 on: 20 June 2009, 21:07:05 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 20 June 2009, 21:08:26 »
FFS............... ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 20 June 2009, 21:36:58 »
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FFS............... ;D ;D
I was gonna say that!!!!!!!!!! ::)
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Re: Joke
« Reply #5 on: 20 June 2009, 21:41:45 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 20 June 2009, 22:05:38 »
Oh dear. ;) :) ;D ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #7 on: 20 June 2009, 22:49:56 »
That got the Gnome chuckling away in his chair. :y :y
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« Reply #8 on: 20 June 2009, 22:50:59 »
Had that before always makes me laugh  ;D ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 20 June 2009, 22:54:44 »
Good one mate :y
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Re: Joke
« Reply #10 on: 21 June 2009, 10:50:54 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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