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Drunken Ba****ds.
« on: 19 August 2009, 00:29:00 »
 My Daughter was telling me that a friend of hers came out of her house after hearing a commotion outside the other night to find her Smart Car laying on it's side thanks to a bunch of drunken ars**oles :(.

  As usual the police didn't want to know >:(.
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Re: Drunken Ba****ds.
« Reply #1 on: 19 August 2009, 00:52:12 »
Much as I'd rather drive a sit-on mower than a Smart, there's no excuse for that. >:(

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Re: Drunken Ba****ds.
« Reply #2 on: 19 August 2009, 01:05:34 »
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Much as I'd rather drive a sit-on mower than a Smart, there's no excuse for that. >:(

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   ;D ;D ;D, Couldn't agree more Kevin but as you say not on is it >:(.
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Re: Drunken Ba****ds.
« Reply #3 on: 19 August 2009, 01:57:15 »
You sure it didn't just fall over?  :o
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Re: Drunken Ba****ds.
« Reply #4 on: 19 August 2009, 02:45:32 »
Bloody hell how much had the smart had to drink???? :o :o :o :o ;D
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Re: Drunken Ba****ds.
« Reply #5 on: 19 August 2009, 06:35:53 »
A similar thing happened to my friends wifes car. Came out of the house in the morning to find her beloved Seicento lying on it's side.

One broken window, one broken mirror and a number of dents along the passenger side.

Window and mirror replaced, the car was listed on ebay for spares or repair, still with mot and tax.

A chap from Liverpool won the auction, got a train to Glasgow, and drove the yellow peril back the same day.

Best part was, she got exactly what she paid for it 8 months prior.

Every cloud and all that!
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Re: Drunken Ba****ds.
« Reply #6 on: 19 August 2009, 08:14:35 »
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My Daughter was telling me that a friend of hers came out of her house after hearing a commotion outside the other night to find her Smart Car laying on it's side thanks to a bunch of drunken ars**oles :(.

  As usual the police didn't want to know >:(.

thats because it would of gone through to uxbridge police who have to be the biggest bunch of tossers in england, i should know cause my cousin is in the robbery squad there.
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Re: Drunken Ba****ds.
« Reply #7 on: 19 August 2009, 08:15:59 »
"Smart tipping" is apparently a bit of a craze amongst the "yoofs" right now........

Bit like nicking VW badges was back in my day..........!!!

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Re: Drunken Ba****ds.
« Reply #8 on: 19 August 2009, 09:56:45 »
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"Smart tipping" is apparently a bit of a craze amongst the "yoofs" right now........

Bit like nicking VW badges was back in my day..........!!!

 :y


Where do i join ;D

I shouldn't laugh, but i did see a very funny side to Pete's story.
As much as i loathe the pieces of poo it's not nice for the owner though
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Re: Drunken Ba****ds.
« Reply #9 on: 19 August 2009, 10:05:15 »
Many moons ago, someone I knew used to stand Reliant Robins on there back doors. He used to get a couple of mates to stand on the rear bumper while he rev'd the conkers off it and let the clutch out. Whenever I see the Challenger ready for launch, it always makes me chuckle ::)
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Re: Drunken Ba****ds.
« Reply #10 on: 19 August 2009, 11:24:59 »
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"Smart tipping" is apparently a bit of a craze amongst the "yoofs" right now........

Bit like nicking VW badges was back in my day..........!!!

 :y


Is there a river nearby? If there was you could blame Clarkson ;D
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Re: Drunken Ba****ds.
« Reply #11 on: 19 August 2009, 11:35:39 »
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"Smart tipping" is apparently a bit of a craze amongst the "yoofs" right now........

Bit like nicking VW badges was back in my day..........!!!

 :y


 ;D

kids have same behaviour even in different countries ;D
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Re: Drunken Ba****ds.
« Reply #12 on: 19 August 2009, 11:56:48 »
Ok Pete what you describe is not funny and I am surprised the local police have not taken it more seriously :( :( :'( :'(

BUT, I cannot help but think of this great moment from One Foot In The Grave!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;):

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d-vhMjjKcM[/media]

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 8-) 8-)
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Re: Drunken Ba****ds.
« Reply #13 on: 19 August 2009, 12:31:32 »
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Ok Pete what you describe is not funny and I am surprised the local police have not taken it more seriously :( :( :'( :'(

BUT, I cannot help but think of this great moment from One Foot In The Grave!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;):

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d-vhMjjKcM[/media]

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 8-) 8-)

Ahh, yes. :y A Deux Chevaux exactly where it belongs. ;D

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Re: Drunken Ba****ds.
« Reply #14 on: 19 August 2009, 13:09:04 »
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A similar thing happened to my friends wifes car. Came out of the house in the morning to find her beloved Seicento lying on it's side.

One broken window, one broken mirror and a number of dents along the passenger side.

Window and mirror replaced, the car was listed on ebay for spares or repair, still with mot and tax.

A chap from Liverpool won the auction, got a train to Glasgow, and drove the yellow peril back the same day.

Best part was, she got exactly what she paid for it 8 months prior.

Every cloud and all that!

???????? Yer wha? ;D
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