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Rolfy Dave

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Half decent new joke...
« on: 31 August 2009, 21:36:07 »
A young lad sat at the back of the class at school is squirming around, and scratching his crotch.

So, the teacher asks him whats wrong.

Lad embarrassed say,s "I'v just been circumcised and I am terribly itchy."

Teacher tells him to go to the office and phone home to ask his mum for some advice.

5 minutes later the lad comes back and sits down.

A little while later, and all the other kids start staring and sniggering.

The teacher looks, and spots that the young lad has got his willy out...

"What on earth are you doing child"? she asks...

The lad replies "Well miss, my mum says if i can stick it out till lunch time she will come and get me"!!! 

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Well, I enjoyed it...

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Re: Half decent new joke...
« Reply #1 on: 31 August 2009, 21:42:00 »
That one's going round the pub after  ;D :y ;D :y
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Re: Half decent new joke...
« Reply #2 on: 31 August 2009, 21:46:04 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Good one
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Re: Half decent new joke...
« Reply #3 on: 31 August 2009, 21:51:55 »
Someone texted me that last week! Funny! :y
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Re: Half decent new joke...
« Reply #4 on: 31 August 2009, 22:55:02 »
 ;D ;D very good RD  :y :y
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Re: Half decent new joke...
« Reply #5 on: 31 August 2009, 23:54:39 »
 :y ;D ;D ;D
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