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Named: the UK's deadliest biscuit
« on: 10 September 2009, 01:33:02 »

:-? Mindlab International must be having a slow week.

http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/article.aspx?cp-documentid=149601784

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Re: Named: the UK's deadliest biscuit
« Reply #1 on: 10 September 2009, 08:08:36 »

A snippet from the report:

"Accidents have included people poking themselves in the eye with a biscuit, falling off a chair while reaching for the tin, sustaining burns after dunking a biscuit in scalding tea, and being hit by fragments flying through the air."

Are there really people like this in the UK with more teeth than braincells?

I can't say I've ever been hit by a flying custard cream, but last time I checked they were made of ermmm, biscuit.

I will get my Mrs to chuck a jammy dodger at me later, and I'll report back with the results.
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Re: Named: the UK's deadliest biscuit
« Reply #2 on: 10 September 2009, 09:03:25 »

some people have far to much time on their hands  :D :D

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Re: Named: the UK's deadliest biscuit
« Reply #3 on: 10 September 2009, 12:07:31 »

What a waist of money.
We all know that the jammie dodger is the most dangerous biscuit, and not the custard cream
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Re: Named: the UK's deadliest biscuit
« Reply #4 on: 10 September 2009, 12:35:27 »

surely most of the 'dangers' they associate with biscuit eating have little/nothing to do with the type of biscuit?
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Re: Named: the UK's deadliest biscuit
« Reply #5 on: 10 September 2009, 15:33:21 »

Perhaps the following should be avoided;

Something the male of the species doesn't want ::) ::)

http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/biscuits/previous.php3?item=160


A bit too bellicose for some :-/ :-/

http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/biscuits/previous.php3?item=95
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