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Joke (NWS)
« on: 18 September 2009, 20:05:37 »

One day little Jonny hears a noise in his parents' room and takes a peek inside to check it out. He finds his Mum bent over the dressing table and his Dad going at it hammer and tongs.
  His Dad sees Jonny and gives him a sly little wink.

Afterwards Dad goes to check on little Jonny. He is horrified to see Grandma bent over Jonny's computer desk and Jonny going at it hammer and tongs with her

Dad yells 'What the hell are you doing??!!!' to which Jonny gives him a wink and says 'not so funny when it's your Mum is it??!!'
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Re: Joke (NWS)
« Reply #1 on: 18 September 2009, 20:10:19 »

PMSL.    ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #2 on: 18 September 2009, 20:18:28 »

 :y :y :y ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke (NWS)
« Reply #3 on: 18 September 2009, 20:43:40 »

Don't know whether to laugh or vomit. :-/
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« Reply #4 on: 19 September 2009, 00:30:29 »

 ;D ;D ;D splendid  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Joke (NWS)
« Reply #5 on: 19 September 2009, 21:48:18 »

Just saw this, almost choked to death on my drink, even the missus laughed!  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Joke (NWS)
« Reply #6 on: 19 September 2009, 21:50:26 »

Thats sick, but still pmsl [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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