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Nicorette.
« on: 21 September 2009, 02:18:09 »
Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals.
One of them looks  at the other's dick and notices there's a Nicorette patch on it.

He  looks at the other priest and says, 'I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your dick.'

The  other one replies, 'Well, it's working just  fine. I'm down to just two butts a day.'
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Re: Nicorette.
« Reply #1 on: 21 September 2009, 03:26:16 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] :y
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Re: Nicorette.
« Reply #2 on: 21 September 2009, 04:36:47 »
oh lord  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Nicorette.
« Reply #3 on: 21 September 2009, 08:12:56 »
Hahaha  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Nicorette.
« Reply #4 on: 21 September 2009, 08:33:59 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Nicorette.
« Reply #5 on: 21 September 2009, 10:02:17 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D quality  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Nicorette.
« Reply #6 on: 21 September 2009, 16:45:29 »
 :y :y :y :y
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Re: Nicorette.
« Reply #7 on: 21 September 2009, 19:57:09 »
Good one ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Shamefully true :(
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