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Nickbat

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Pee before you fly...
« on: 07 October 2009, 16:22:08 »

Airline asks passengers to use the toilet before boarding... so they will weigh less and help cut carbon emissions

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1218473/Airline-goes-green-asking-passengers-use-toilet-boarding.html#ixzz0TGPNTSRB


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Re: Pee before you fly...
« Reply #1 on: 07 October 2009, 16:26:25 »

 :o :o :o
FFS what next........have a dump, pick your nose, cut your hair, cut your nails, don't eat or drink before you fly. ::) idiots.
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Re: Pee before you fly...
« Reply #2 on: 07 October 2009, 16:59:17 »

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:o :o :o
FFS what next........have a dump, pick your nose, cut your hair, cut your nails, don't eat or drink before you fly. ::) idiots.
You've missed one Bob ::)
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Re: Pee before you fly...
« Reply #3 on: 07 October 2009, 16:59:37 »

less weight,less cost no fat yanks
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Re: Pee before you fly...
« Reply #4 on: 07 October 2009, 17:23:11 »

<checks to see if it's 1st April yet>

This one's on a par with unplugging your mobile phone charger to save the environment.

It takes the p*ss (well, actually, it leaves it behind).  ;D

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Re: Pee before you fly...
« Reply #5 on: 07 October 2009, 17:51:49 »

Surely it would be advantageous if they could get the passengers to break wind out of the rear of the aircraft on take off to aid propulsion  ::)
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Re: Pee before you fly...
« Reply #6 on: 07 October 2009, 18:11:07 »

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Surely it would be advantageous if they could get the passengers to break wind out of the rear of the aircraft on take off to aid propulsion  ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Pee before you fly...
« Reply #7 on: 07 October 2009, 18:35:38 »

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FFS what next........have a dump, pick your nose, cut your hair, cut your nails, don't eat or drink before you fly. ::) idiots.

I think i may not have one for at least a month before flying & then have some prunes, brussels & All Bran, then leave it for them to carry around for a while :y

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Re: Pee before you fly...
« Reply #8 on: 07 October 2009, 19:49:31 »

They're taking the Piss!  ;):y
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Re: Pee before you fly...
« Reply #9 on: 07 October 2009, 19:51:20 »

I have friends who have the sh-ts before flying anyway, so to them this is no problem at all! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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