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[Nickbat]

Airline asks passengers to use the toilet before boarding... so they will weigh less and help cut carbon emissions

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1218473/Airline-goes-green-asking-passengers-use-toilet-boarding.html#ixzz0TGPNTSRB


Words fail me.

[bob.dent]

 
FFS what next........have a dump, pick your nose, cut your hair, cut your nails, don't eat or drink before you fly. idiots.

[Elite Pete]

FFS what next........have a dump, pick your nose, cut your hair, cut your nails, don't eat or drink before you fly. idiots.

You've missed one Bob

[Selseybill]

less weight,less cost no fat yanks

[Kevin Wood]

<checks to see if it's 1st April yet>

This one's on a par with unplugging your mobile phone charger to save the environment.

It takes the p*ss (well, actually, it leaves it behind). 

Kevin

[HolyCount]

Surely it would be advantageous if they could get the passengers to break wind out of the rear of the aircraft on take off to aid propulsion 

[Stevie-blunder]

Surely it would be advantageous if they could get the passengers to break wind out of the rear of the aircraft on take off to aid propulsion 

 

[waspy]

FFS what next........have a dump, pick your nose, cut your hair, cut your nails, don't eat or drink before you fly. idiots.

I think i may not have one for at least a month before flying & then have some prunes, brussels & All Bran, then leave it for them to carry around for a while

[PhilRich]

They're taking the Piss! 

[Lizzie_Zoom]

I have friends who have the sh-ts before flying anyway, so to them this is no problem at all!